#math prof

[fieriframes]

[FIERI: Which is par for the course on this side of town. MAN: One sample is poor statistics, my math prof used to say, everybody knows what it is.]

[no-mom-this-isnt-my-blog]

math prof appreciation post

so I got the flu and missed a couple days of this high level math class so I emailed my prof and let him know what was going on and then he said that I could have an extension on my take-home exam if I wanted because it’s important to get better for finals and I honestly cried like this mans is so nice he gets it and so I responded and said I would appreciate it and would bring it to him on Monday (it was originally due on a Friday) and then he goes sounds good if you feel you need an extra day for whatever reason that’s okay like I’ve never had a professor who would do something like this like for real bless this man

[c-bassmeow]

My friend is helping me study for math, but she’s farting a lot.

A. How many cubic meters of methane is she releasing if she farts 💨 16 pascals of methane per fart every 3 minutes for two hours. And then for the next three hours the rate of farting increases at a constant rate of 800%^10. Assume standard temperature and pressure.

B. In an alternate universe before helping sebastian with math she eats six bags of sharp cheddar cheese and a cheese omelet. This Increases the farting volume per fart by 876% and now she farts every 1.5 minutes the first two hours and the rest stays the same. What is the percent change of methane in this universe?

Good luck!

[weaselcarnival]

Math professor: The final exam is just a normal chapter exam, it will not be cumulative.

Me:

[misskitka27]

If I had nickel for every math prof I’ve had who’s super into D&D, I’d have two nickels.

Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[juunebuugs]

My math professor is THAT kind of professor

[mayakovsky-jung]

[pachu-an]

MY PROF SAID I PASSED THE TEST And he was excited to tell me. XDDD