#mathis tld

[nemesux]

The only reason Mathis let Mackenzie live and kept him around is because he's got a big fat crush on him send tweet

[captainofmybottledship]

For the 3 other mathkenzie truthers out there— I see you

[milocholy]

I was gonna write for once, but then I got a vision of the convicts as the three weed smoking girlfriends

[mollysfragrantbush]

Do you think Mackenzie and Mathis explored each others bodies

[bowlofmeat]

[scowling-owl-with-a-cowl]

Was talking to my brother the other day about what Mathis’s first name is, and we came up with a few solid ideas:

Dave. I thought Dave Mathis Band was a lot funnier than it probably is

Donner. Egotistical fuck probably would name his son after himself.

Dylan. Imagine if he was named Dylan that would be hilarious. He would hate it.

Donald. Mod the game so that everything is the same except Mathis is replaced with Donald Duck. Profit