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oupyfactory

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

flimflix

monsterlets

apoemaday

Finally, Some Concrete Career Advice

by Natalie Shapero

Don’t be an actor. God observes you violent in a scene and, thinking it is real, mistakenly adds you to Hell. This happens all the time. It’s like when I traveled across eight states in shattering pain to curl beside S as she left this Earth, only to later have a dream I’d instead stayed home eating fruit cups and sewing a patch on my jeans. I didn’t know a dream could undo a true event, uncement it, but it did — from then on, I hadn’t gone, and how do I live with myself now, I ask each day —

#poetry

sygol

Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

apoemaday

“I’m Nobody! Who are you?...”

by Emily Dickinson

I’m Nobody! Who are you? Are you – Nobody – Too? Then there’s a pair of us? Don’t tell! they’d advertise – you know!

How dreary – to be – Somebody! How public – like a Frog – To tell one’s name – the livelong June – To an admiring Bog!

#poetry

tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot

hollow-head

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

thosearentcrimes

Desert Rose (砂漠の薔薇)

I was sent by the military to advise an Arab rebellion but the leaders are all beautiful brothers?!

Before the war, Thomas Lawrence was an archaeologist in Syria. Now, he's going to have to make history himself. Arab leaders have seized the opportunity to shrug off decadent Ottoman rule, and they expect help from the Entente Powers. They get Thomas, who now has to deal with cunning Abdullah, serious Ali, charming Faisal, and sullen Zaid. Which of these handsome men will capture Damascus, and Thomas's heart? Will Lawrence of Arabia find his desert rose?

nulltwink

ontologically is literally, ethereal is pretty, POV is pretend, junkie is addict, satire is parody, parody is mockery, death threat is hate mail, gaslighting is convincing, manipulative is abusive, abusive is toxic, toxic is problematic, problematic is annoying. write that down

nohoperadio

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

#uh oh

targetedknowledge

vikhytherm

goodbye chiikawa

oil paint on board, 2026

#art

mysteryfleshpit

The curiously-named “Amorphous Shame” is a strange and highly unique animal found living within pockets of flesh inside the Mystery Flesh Pit. The name was earned by the appearance of the creatures which seemed to be living collections of loose organs. In reality, Amorphous Shames have simply been shaped by the forces around them, in much the same way that contemporary domestic dog breeds barely resemble their wolf ancestors.

#spec bio