Nem

cowboys are an invasive species

[just-m-0-n-1-k-4]

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

[catboybiologist]

The one and only time I posted something negative about Taylor Swift, I got more anon hate than I have collectively gotten from TERFs in two years of this blog existing

[iliacobserva-deactivated2023103]

my tits are too pretty for this. for all these agonies.

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[dragon-in-a-fez]

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

[home-and-having-tea]

One of my favorite Bloodymary tropes is Simon dropping some random childhood trauma lore and mandated-reporter-middle-school-teacher Grace going:

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[wesleyaninaditch]

Reading the Magnifica Humanitas. I don’t think I have the capacity to be Catholic (too fundamentally contrarian), but I can tell when someone’s got the juice and Pope Leo has got it.

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[scarlct-vvitch]

free fic idea up for grabs. godspeed

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[hearnoweevil]

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

[txttletale]

it's easy to make fun of marxists for being like "we have a special way of understanding society called Thinking About Things That Are Real" but to be fair if you ask the average person what their ideas about society are based on they will start listing some of the Least Real things to ever not exist

[sunny-sourzii]

I caved in. Eridian sona

[wolfythewitch]

all all all

[vampirejuno]

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

[badpunktakes]

stop trying to convince people that taylor swift is punk. it's not happening

[trexiva]

Have we considered Grace and Simon passing notes like school children when they want to talk without Rocky hearing?

Bc rocky can hear fucking everything, right? As Grace says, privacy is at a premium. But there would certainly be things that the two of them want to talk about without Rocky overhearing. And obviously a lot of that is probably when Rocky is asleep, so they don't need to worry about being overheard, but WALK WITH ME.

Grace scribbling something down on a piece of paper and sliding it over to Simon. Simon looking at it for a minute before writing something else and sliding it back. Rocky watches this go on for a few minutes before he goes, "What doing, question? Talking without Rocky, question? Talk about what, question?" Him getting annoyed and a tiny bit petty about it bc new human is STEALING his Friend Grace >:( and they are talking in SECRECY

But in all reality it's probably some dumb giggly gay shit or something idk what they would be talking about w/o Rocky but the idea of them passing notes is very silly to me

[stacy-yarche-neba]

"He needed to fly to another solar system to find a man"