So I am bored so I decided look up weird animal mating facts
1. Female Giraffes will urinated in the Male’s mouth to determine if the female is a good mate for the male.
2.When the male honey bee mates with the queen he gives up his penis and his life as well...
3. Argentine Lake ducks have very long penises, and they lasso the escaping females to attempt to mate with them.
4. The male hippo positions himself in the view of a potential female mate and proceeds to defecate and urinate simultaneously in hope he catches the eye of a female hippo.
5. White Fronted Parrots will kiss locking their beaks and playing with each other’s tongues, as the kissing session drags on, the male will eventually vomit into the female’s mouth.. well isn’t that attractive...
6. When a male anglerfish mates he bites her releasing an enzyme and then he dwindles into nothing but a small parasitic lump of sperm attached to her.
7. Flatworms have both male and female sex organ, the male organ turns out to be two-dagger-like penises that they use to hunt as as mate. Two flatworms fight to stab eachother while avoiding getting stabbed, The loser who gets stab will be the one to absorb the sperm through their skin.