can u write 85 for sambucky?🥰
85. If you die, I’m going to kill you.
Sam tapped his foot impatiently as he waited for Barnes to pick up his damn phone. This was his fault and by god, he was gonna fix it. Barnes had decided to switch out all of Sam's normal boxers and briefs with lacy, too-delicate lingerie, and he was not going to go on his and Steve's morning run with a thong on.
Barnes picked up on the seventh ring. "Oh my god, this wasn't supposed to happen this morning, shit," was the first thing out of his mouth. Sam made a face.
"What the hell?" He asked. "No, you know what, I don't care. What did you do with my boxers?"
Bucky didn't reply for a long moment, then: "I, uh, you know. I- fuck! Nat, your six!" There was a tinny popping noise, and he sighed. It crackled over the speakers.
Sam glared at a teal thong as he spoke. "What are you-" he paused. Oh, hell no. "Are you on a fucking mission?"
"Uh, maybe?"
He closed his eyes, took a breath, and pinched the bridge of his nose. This man was going to be the death of him. "You replaced my underwear with lingerie, got sent on a surprise mission, and then answered my call? While you're on said mission?" This was a new low, even for them. Sam was getting increasingly frustrated with him- he understood that Barnes was bad at communicating his feelings, but this was a blinding show of- of what, trust? Affection? What did you call it when your not-friend answered your call in the middle of a gunfight?
"It's a normal op, I just-" the rest of his sentence was drowned out by the sound of rapid gunfire. It stopped and Barnes whooped. "Suck it, Romanoff!"
"Listen, dude," Sam started, "you need to go. If you die because you were talking to me on a mission, I'm gonna kill you, and I'd prefer just killing you here instead." He paused, considering, weighing his chances before deciding to take the leap, then said "I'll just wear this pink shorts thing. It's fine."
Barnes made a noise that was somewhere between a gasp and a cough, and Sam's lips ticked up. "Good luck out there."
"I, uh, you too."
Sam made sure that Barnes heard his laughter before he hung up.
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