All of the otp q's with Matt pls??
My sweet blind vigilante son;
1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?– neither of you! You both obviously are head over heels in love with each other, but you don’t feel the need to blow all of your money on one another. Besides, the two of you are putting your money into more important things, like planning the both of your futures together.
2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?– I feel like Matt would just sort of accidentally fall asleep on your lap after a night out on the streets. You’d be mindlessly stroking his hair and he’d just sort of close his eyes, your soft and gentle touch soothing him to sleep.
3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?– lmao Matt’s blind. Even if you did walk around half nekkid, he won’t really notice. At least not visually.
4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?– Matt seems to be nocturnal. He stays awake for so long, you don’t know how he does it. You’re clocking out at around one am, but Matt? He could probably stay up all night if it weren’t for you dragging him into bed with you.
5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?– given his situation, Matt doesn’t do much of the cooking. It’s not that he’s bad at it; one time he made some really good eggs – You’d just rather not put him through that kind of situation.
6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?– neither of you! You both actually don’t know anything about these newfangled OTP prompts of whatever the heck they’re called…
7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?– You do! You love sliding Matt’s sweatshirts over your head and just lounging around all day like that; and when he senses that you’re wearing his clothes, he usually pulls you in or a shower of kisses against your cheek.
8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”– Matt has a busy life. He works, is a vigilante, and still find the time to run errands. Whenever you offered to do it for him, he always just told you that he had it under control, that he’d been doing this for years. One day, he was really stressed out. You could just tell. He then proceeded to broodingly say that you guys needed some more milk, among other things, and then he was out the door. By the time he came back, with his hands filled with groceries, you had begun cooking dinner, and the recipe called for the milk that he had just bought. “Hey, Matt, could you get me the milk?” “The…what?” “The milk. You got the milk, right?” No, no, he had not.
9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?– neither of you! You both prefer to walk practically everywhere you go because it’s easy and efficient. You live in walking distance from where the two of you work, and it’s just easier to walk than to have to drive through New York traffic and get basically nowhere.
10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?– sometimes, you just like to draw Matt. He has such a good frame, build, structure – that you can’t pass up on that. He has edges and sharp points and smooth spots and that makes him kind of like a beautiful masterpiece. Although he’s not aware that you sketch him from time to time instead of sleeping, if he did, he would totally pose for you.
11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?– Matt would be the one doing backflips, and you’d be the one eating the bag of chips. “It’s not that serious, Matt.” “What are you saying, Y/N–of course it is!”
12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?– neither of you! You both can handle your alcohol pretty well, if you do say so yourself. Whenever you do just sis happen to drink Matt under the table, you and Foggy always help get him home.
13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?– you both do! One day, you’ll probably get him a new cane (he keeps on throwing them everywhere, never bothering to remember that he actually needs them), and then the next day he’ll get you a bouquet of your favorite flowers. The cycle usually goes on and on until you both agree to stop spending all of your money on each other (because let’s face it, the two of you will be broke before you know it).
14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?– you were saying it to yourself in the mirror, liking the way it rolled off of your tongue. “Y/N Murdock. Murdock. Y/N Murrrrrrrrdock.” Matt poked his head into the room and merely said, “That sounds nice.” You practically hit the roof with embarrassment.
15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?– neither of you! You’re not that scared of spiders, and Matt doesn’t really care about them. Either of you take the spider outside when it comes into your abode.
16: Which one gives the other their jacket?– Matt does! He doesn’t want you to ever have to be cold around him, at least not when he can do something about it. He just does it, he doesn’t ask to see if you actually want it. To you, that makes him absolutely golden.
17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?– neither of you! Matt doesn’t have an older sibling, and your siblings actually like Matt. There’s no bad blood at allllll.
18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?– Matt is! He was dorky, and it seemed like he was rambling as he confessed it to you, but you were beyond happy when he finally said it.
19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?– I feel like you and Matt would be the greatest parents ever, or the (subjectively) worst parents ever. Like, you two would be so supportive and loving and kind and sweet to your kids, but then again you’d probably treat your kid as a friend more than as your child. You would be so loose in your parenting that you might not give them the guidance and direction that they really need.
20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?– neither of you! Matt doesn’t text. It’s just…not efficient for him. And you text however you want, I mean honestly…you switch it up between the two, probably.
21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?– Matt protects you, even though you might not initially know that it’s him! He sort of just beats the person down and you’re just standing there, like….“what?”
22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?– Matt does! Usually when he’s drunk, though. “Y/N, Y/N!” “What, Matt?” “What–what do you call a bear with no teeth?” By now, he’s practically cracking up and seems so happy that you decide to indulge him. “What do you call a bear with no teeth?” “A gummy bear!”
23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?– You couldn’t resist the way that that little puppy was looking at you at the adoption shelter. You couldn’t help but bring it home, despite telling yourself that you wouldn’t. You’d expected Matt to maybe be a bit annoyed at the new animal, but it was totally the opposite. It was love at first sight.
24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?– neither of you! But you and Matt are totally willing to carry the other around if either of you were to ask.
25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?– hehehehehehe. You probably shouldn’t cheer in court when Matt makes his opening statements. Unfortunately, you learned that the hard way.
26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?– You do! Matt is so cute when he just curls up into your side and knocks out with his arms wrapped around you, that you can’t help but take a billion pictures of him.
27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?– Matt asked if you could do his hair one day, since he was a bit hungover and he felt too groggy to do it himself and “hope for the best”. When you did it, however, he realized that it was probably better if he had just hoped for the best and did it himself.
28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?– neither of you! You both don’t own pets, and the both of you are mainly fine with most animals.
29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?– Matt, ever the gentleman, always holds the umbrella over the both of you. Even when you want to hold it, he won’t let you. It’s probably some boyish pride kind of thing.
30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?– I feel like the two of you would go to, like, Disneyland or something. You’d drag him around to every single ride that you can go on, taking a slew of pictures to commemorate the both of your first times at the Happiest Place on Earth.
