#matt johnston

[e-v1-ta]

cuties

[libbsthatcher]

they both look so darn adorable

[super-sick-clique]

okay.

lets do a cold open and cut right to the chase- I've seen a million married couples with less chemistry than this. there are devils, demons, INCUBI who's blood don't run as hot. all the great lovers of fiction? they would KILL for what you've got. but throw a punch -not a kiss- if that's what you gotta do. keep your passion under wraps and act like everything is cool. keep pissin' nitroglycerine. Keep burning it for fuel

keep getting in his face like that, I know you like the view

SHUT UP AND DRIVE.

you guys have a got a lot to say but you don't wanna talk so guess you gotta play this game. I won't survive another ride with you I think id rather die. I mean it man

so pull up or shut up and-

[comrade-heather]

Matt Johnston really wrote FUNGUS for the sapphics huh

[fuckyeahlupone]

Mr.&Mrs. Johnston 💘

[libbsthatcher]

Happy Birthday to my wife’s husband🎉🎉

[super-sick-clique]

ohhhhh kay.

you guys have clearly got a history. is it just me, or are the windows in here getting kinda misty? the vibes are not exactly off but they're not quite where I thought they'd be I've got a funny feeling there is something you're not telling me.

and I don't to assume.

you know I wouldn't wanna pry.

I don't wanna be the thing that comes between both of you guys. I can leave, seems to me there's still some meat left on these bones.

you can chew eachother out all you like when you're alone.

SHUT UP AND DRIVE.

YOU GUYS HAVE GOT A LOT TO SAY BUT YOU DONT WANNA TALK SO GUESS WE GOTTA PLAY THIS GAME.

I WONT SURVIVE.

ANOTHER RIDE WITH YOU I THINK ID RATHER DIE.

i mean it man.

so pull up or SHUT UP AND DRIVE.

[libbsthatcher]

cute