#matt posting

[4doorssys]

Daredevil fic writers have the funniest opportunity to put tmnt in their fics or at least reference it. And they don't and it's very upsetting.

[deadkraker]

sorry to everyone for the slightly unhinged daredevil posting. it will happen again.

[lordoflatveria-arcive]

Ok, Matt, not to badmouth your boss, but I gotta ask.

How long did he prep for the whole "Become 150 feet tall and destroy the island" plan? Because the fact that we defeated him in forty five minutes still cracks me up when I think about it.

@officialjohnjones

Eugh that. That was a doozy haha. Ohh makes my chuckle too y’know.

Basically the time he arrived on the island is when we started prep work

It was too much work mind you I’m just a guard y’know. Damn good one. Not to brag but he was considering me for the head guard role before he was rifted away. Could’ve used the extra money. Now I’m broke. Thanks for that by the way.

[tordlette]

Future Matts to clear my skin

[cryptic-cryptid]

When i look through the danny phantom tag (which i shouldnt be doing anyway bc it makes me feel weird but whatever) all i see is stuff about dark danny but i want content about *regular* danny

[roszabell]

i can’t stop thinking about how matt is literally just someone’s fail son

[4doorssys]

100% believe that Foggy would be obsessed with the movie legally blonde much to Matt's dismay. He may study law but he hates law movies. Foggy puts it on the list every movie night and Matt complains every time. To get back at Foggy Matt also puts a historic drama/period piece right after legally blonde and Foggy groans every single time. They do it for years even after they graduate from Columbia. When they start inviting other people to movie night they very quickly do not accept another invitation to movie night as to not deal with Matt and Foggy bickering like the old married couple they are. That is until they invite Karen over who just tells them that they have to pick something else. She's not here to sit through their little feud over movies and she just wants to relax. Both Matt and Foggy are absolutely taken aback at the sheer suggestion of diverting from tradition. Karen just rolls her eyes and calls Frank to back her up. Of course Frank is smart enough not to come over. Karen quickly just accepts her fate and starts bringing a book to movie night which nobody comments on lest they face Karen's smart assery and whit. In the end Matt can quote any line from legally blonde at any moment when asked and Foggy ends up collecting historical dramas that Matt might want to put on during movie night. He makes sure there are braille labels on the spines of the movies before they go on the shelf. And maybe they've added legally blonde 2 to the movie night list.

[4doorssys]