#matthew helders

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matt helderism

[1-800-whore4alexturner]

She Was Gagged, Bound, and Crafting a Tale

Humbug!Alex turner x afab!Reader

Synopsis: While getting ready for a dinner with the band, you and Alex have some other ideas.

Warnings: Smut (p in v), cursing

To celebrate their new record, Humbug, all of Arctic Monkeys, along with their girlfriends, were going to have a nice dinner, Alex, your fiancé, bringing you along.

Right now, you were in Alex’s flat, along with the rest of the monkeys who were all getting ready. Yet, instead of getting ready, you and Alex had some other… ideas.

Alex is kissing you passionately, running his hands down your jean-clad thighs. You're panting and moaning softly into his mouth when he pulls back for a moment and whispers in your ear, "I love you."

You look at him lovingly, surprised by his words. Your breathing starts to hitch as you repeat his words back to him - “I love you too.”

Alex groans, resuming kissing you, harder this time. He breaks the kiss and says, "Come on...we should get going before they hear us..." His eyes are filled with lust as he moves to take your hand, grabbing onto it, pulling you along with him.

“Wait. Just a bit longer. Please?”

“Love, the band’s right outside; we’ll have to be quick,” he ends with a smirk.

“Thank you, baby" you reply seductively with a mischievous grin, wrapping an arm around his neck and pulling him closer to you. Alex lets out a loud moan of pleasure as you begin grinding against him through your jeans.

You keep grinding, feeling both of your pants begin to inch down as you do so. Alex breaks away for a moment to slip off his jeans. He doesn't have to go far though, as his pants have ridden low enough that you can feel his hard cock poking at your stomach, inches from where you want it most. You groan loudly, unable to hold yourself back any longer.

You sneakily grab his hard bulge, squeezing and palming it. “Oh god, yes, love,” Alex gasps, breaking away from you and quickly slipping off his jacket and then tossing it aside. Without saying another word, he pushes your shirt up and kisses each side of your chest. You reach for him, stretching your arms around his back and yanking him to you, crushing your lips against his and sucking hungrily.

He backs you up, taking your jeans off and leaving them crumpled on the floor next to you. Without looking at you, he grabs your panties and tears them down. They hang limply around your ankles and there's no stopping his gentle teasing of your wet pussy, not when he is trying so hard to prolong this…for you.

He ruts his hard boxer clad dick against your wet cunt, hoping for some relief.

He keeps teasing you, you not able to get off until you've had Alex’s cum deep inside you…and apparently you aren't alone. Alex is biting down on his lip, trying to keep quiet as to not get caught by his friends.

You moan as your juices leak out of your hot little cunt, soaking your inner thighs. Alex can only just get it out with you panting in such need.

“Oh my god, babe, I need to feel your pussy around my cock right now.”

“Then do it, Turner. Fuck me.”

That was his turning point. Alex aggressively yanks down his boxers, his rock hard cock sticking up and slapping against his soft abs. You push forward, kissing him again and rolling onto your back, spreading your legs wide open. You put your hand between your own legs and rub yourself deliciously, inviting more intense contact from Alex.

“Ahhh, fuck, Alex.”

“Stop touching yourself, slut,” he demands, ripping your hand away from your cunt.

Then, out of nowhere, Alex slams his cock into you. It stings at first but is immediately swallowed up by your hot walls. As his cock penetrates deeper, you gasp loudly and twist your hips towards him. It feels amazing, you can’t believe how good he feels inside you.

He keeps pounding himself into you like an animal. Hard, fast and brutal, fucking you relentlessly, slamming into you over and over again. He grips your hips, yanking you against him as he grinds his pelvis against yours.

The ache intensifies, pushing you over the edge faster than you ever thought possible.

Your body trembles violently, overwhelmed by ecstasy as every muscle in your body convulses, milking Alex for all the pleasure he has given you. He pulls out of your achy cunt, hot spurts of his cum appearing all over your pelvis, some dripping onto your clit.

Alex shoves himself inside you once more, continuing to pound into you, sending electric shocks of overstimulation coursing through your entire body.

When he finally slumps onto you, his chest falling heavily onto your shoulder, you suddenly remember… the band. Fuck. They were out there the whole time.

“So… are you guys done fucking now? We gotta leave in like 5,” you hear Matt’s muffled voice say. You roll over onto your stomach, covering your eyes and groaning in embarrassment while reaching under your pillow to pull your bra and thong free.

“Sorry mate, I didn’t notice we were being that loud,” Alex replies. Then you both fall silent as you sit awkwardly waiting for his reply.

“Uhm.. It’s fine I guess. Just be ready soon, or else our reservation will be given up.”

“Alright.” That’s all Alex says.

“Sorry baby, I should’ve just waited until after dinner.” You whisper softly to him.

“I understand. Next time, we’ll make sure to take care of it later. Don’t worry about it.”

That does ease your guilt somewhat, although the feeling still resides.

“Well, now that that’s over, let’s go get ready, love.” He presses a tender kiss on your cheek before climbing off of you, and then helping you stand up from your bed.

You slip his shirt back on, button it, and then tie his belt. You’re still dressed in your bra, but Alex doesn’t mention it. As soon as you’re dressed, you start walking towards the bathroom.

When you’ve entered, Alex is leaning on the sink, examining his swollen, dark red lips.

You stop next to him, putting your hand against his chest. He sighs tiredly.

"How long have we got" He asks.

"About 3 minutes," you respond with a giggle.

“I kinda just wanna stay now” he whines childishly.

"So do I," you reply, grinning. He kisses your forehead playfully as you both begin laughing quietly.

‘We really should get going if we're gonna get a table,” you say, starting to walk again.

“I know,” Alex responds with a chuckle. He walks behind you and then puts his arms around your waist, pulling you closer to his chest.

As you enter the restaurant, the hostess greets you. She tells you your seat number and then leads you through a series of corridors to your table.

Once you’re seated, the waiter comes by and takes your drink order. As soon as he walks away, Matt turns to Alex with a playful smile.

"So...you wanna tell me what that was all about?" he asks, nudging him gently.

Alex grins and shakes his head slightly. "Never."

[cigarettesmokerfionaapple]

hey guys when are we gonna talk about how my aunt is literally bffs with matt helders and she sent him my spotify wrapped 😃😭

[lowbcame]

matt and al

[turnerchic]

CHANGE YOUR MIND

alex turner x reader

Summary : Alex and you are set up on a first date (11-13 era Alex - imagine whichever era you want tbh)

words : 885

WARNINGS : sexual flirting hints? y/n's girlboss aura

Alex's Pov

"well can you atleast tell me where you're fucking taking me matthew" Alex sighed in the passenger seat of the car

"Al it's called a blind date you'll find out stop whining" Matthew chuckled

"yeah a blind date not a fucking blind taxi ride thi- ugh whatever" struggling to get his sentence out through frustration causing him to give up causing Matthew to laugh more

Y/N's Pov

you arrived and sat in the restaurant wondering if you were late or early since it took 40 minutes to get ready, you were wearing; a black mini dress, nude lipstick and your hair was unbrushed not knotty but bareable (in a messy french girl way)

you looked around fighting against the urge to pick at your nail polish Gosh you even painted your nails for this guy (red)

"hello ma"am are you waiting for someone?" a man called holding a clipboard with a list

"yeah actually, it's under..Turner" if he's cancelled i-

"right the tables over there number 5 a waiter will be with you, enjoy your evening!"

you smiled and walked over to the table, it was posh, pretty and everyone was dressed smart

so now all you have to do it wait.

Alex's Pov

Alex stepped out of the car checking his watch "oh god matthew i'm late i swear" he said while rushing into the building

he walked up to the man at the front "Hey i have a- its under Turner"

"yes table 5 over there, enjoy your evening sir" pointing to where you were already sat.

"she's already here" he thought you couldn't see your face just the back of your head, you were sat with your head in your palm. fuck

well, Alex rushed over slowing down when he got to the table

"hey im abit late im so sorry it were Matt-. Alex" holding out his hand for you.

Y/n's Pov

God. your head shot to the side but then God literally.

he held out his hand and you took it "Y/N" causing him to smile "pretty name" and you smiled

"and it's okay i only just came in"

"it were Matthew i dunno but that's good i thought i were really late" rubbing his forehead

"Matthew he told me about you"

"embarrass me?"

"no no just told me you were mates, long time and the basics"

"that's good then, you look beautiful by the way Y/n"

"thanks Turner"

"Turner? i like it darlin-"

"Hello may i please take your order if you both are ready" the waiter interrupted smiling

"oh yeah um...i'll just have the pasta with the side of soft bread" you said to the waiter

"i'll have same as her" Alex said and the waiter walked off

"so what do you do Y/n"

"Fashion, runway modelling that stuff"

"oh you model"

"is it surprising?" tilting your head

"oh no not like that you're pretty i don't know you seem like a café girl" he tried explaining

"a...café girl?" you said "is that an insult?"

"no no..oh it doesn't matter" he gave up chuckling

"i'm only kidding but what about you Alex, what do you do?"

"i'm in a band i'm sure Matthew should of mentioned it"

"no he didnt actually"

Alex's Pov:

She doesn't know i'm in Arctic Monkeys? he thought

but that's a good thing. she might be actually interested in me

"oh so you're not a fame hungry gold digger"

"famous? what are you big Alex"

"it's Arctic Monkeys, but no it's most of the past dates enjoyed the money and fame more than me"

"i'm not here to make your pockets hurt turner don't worry"

"i know love don't worry"

Y/N's pov

our food arrived and me and Alex ate most of our meals honestly it was quite bland

"i'm finished"

"same here do you wanna do dessert's?" he requested

"i'm on a diet Turner" you leaned forward

"you don't need a diet and they're small ive been here before" he leaned over the table too towards you "trust me babe"

"oh am i your now babe Turner?"

"oh hottest babe i've ever met" he winked

"i like to hear that" you smirked

"the compliments? you like how i tell you you're the most breathtaking woman i've ever seen" he said pushing some hair behind your ear "i mean everything you're great, talented..im sure you have many other talents too" he trailed his finger down your cheekbone to your jaw to your chin while he looked your body up and down

"i was a gymnast, still flexible, know all the moves..." you said turning the conversation in that direction

"ohh now you're bad" he laughed "you know i've had a great time with you y/n, and i know many other ways to show you a great time" he picked your hand up off the table, placing a kiss on the back of it

"now you're pushing it" you both laughed

you both got up paying the check and walking out of the fancy restaurant onto the quite busy streets of NYC

"hey if you want me to walk you home or owt i can or if you want to call you a taxi i'll pay i-"

"home?" you turned to him "the nights only just begun Turner" smirking looking back and starting to walk away asking him to follow after you

"we'll, lead the way then babe" and he followed you.

he'd follow you anywhere

Authors note - thank you for reading this isn't checked so im aware there is probably spelling/grammar errors.

requests open.

[steinwayandsons]

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