“Tears of the Kingdom” Headcanon Grab-Bag
Although young, Mattison is already a gifted carpenter, architect, and tailor; who builds miniature Dream Homes for the Minish living in and near Tarrey Town. She later expands her business to Gerudo Town; where the resident Minish have no need for houses, but love the furniture and clothes Mattison makes.
Though his building skills leave something to be desired, there’s a reason Addison is able to safely traverse all over Hyrule to set up signs in random locations. Once, a Yiga Blademaster knocked over one of Addison’s signs while trying to rob him. Addison proceeded to pick up the sign, and use it to beat the Blademaster into unconsciousness; earning himself a spot alongside Magda on the Yiga Clan’s “avoid at all costs” list.
Fun fact: tomato seeds can pass intact through the human digestive system. Most of the Hylian Tomatoes you find growing throughout Hyrule were accidentally planted by travelers stopping to relieve themselves.
The real reason why the Divine Beasts don’t appear is because all four were knocked out of commission by their region’s disasters. Vah Naboris was half-buried in the sand, Vah Ruta’s workings got gunked up, Vah Medoh crashed after its engines froze, and Vah Rudania was intentionally sabotaged by Yunobo while possessed by the mask.
For both “Tears of the Kingdom” and “The Wind Waker”: before everything went to hell, Ganondorf sometimes put on marionette shows for Gerudo children.