Stephanie, Stephanie, Stephanie, it being the holiday season and all and so close to Christmas I’m going to refrain from using any derogatory language. How do I say this to you simply, you’ve been replaced. Not only have you been replaced, but you’ve been replaced by me. Gina and I are now bestfriends, we’ve made each other friendship bracelets, have our own secret handshake, have had slumber parties were we’ve eaten candy until we were sick and spent all night talking about boys.(1/2)
I’ve even already bought her a pretty spectacular Christmas gift. I know this is hard for you to hear, but if you need someone to talk to, I know a fantastic grief counselor. On the off chance that you don’t take this news so well, I’ll have you know that I will fight for Gina’s friendship to the death. That is all and I wish you the merriest of Christmas’s. @casisaidlegs (2/2)