Drifting Through the Cosmos

May The Bridges I Have Burned Light My Way Back Home.

[pleuvoire]

one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

[pleuvoire]

ok fine reblogs are back on go wild

[holy-sweetsour-milk]

[stealingpotatoes]

you’ve seen project Hail Mary???? Oh my gosh I love Rocky in your style!!!

well now i just havee to draw more rocky in my style

(links // tip jar!)

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[kropotkindersurprise]

my friend competed in a Survivor knock-off reality tv contest on a tropical island, and he did exactly this. While everyone was scheming and forming cliques and voting strategically to get rid of the others, he just floated in the sea for weeks.

Weeks into the show they had to like, reintroduce him in the editing because he had just been absent from the show till then; "remember this guy? he's also still here". They started with 60 people or something, and he made it to the final 6, where he lost a balancing game.

It was very funny to watch the crappy show just to see my friend, because most episodes he just didnt feature at all. He didn't stress about winning the big prize or anything, he just treated it as a vacation where he got to chill out for two months and get paid for it. A real icon.

[sabertoothwalrus]

clocked back in to the chilshi factory, have more tallman au

[devileaterjaek]

Devil May Cry 3 - Dante's Awakening - Special Edition (PS2) Our Discord

[j3lopy]

[chaoticnoisy]

i love it when they annoy the piss out of each other

[kaijuno]

Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(

[kaijuno]

God forbid women do anything

[kaijuno]

Where do u think I got the afterburner lol

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[amazoogle]

Watch out for bagged lettuces wrt diarrhea parasite

i love that a tumblr anon is the way im hearing about this. i do presently have a bagged lettuce in Da Fridge. ill check if its been recalled when i get home. thank you honey #ParasiteWatch

[amazoogle]

noted

[radicalgraff]

"Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. They're not killing 'THEM'. They're killing 'US'."

Graff in the NYC subway referring to the killing of 52-year-old Lorenzo Salgado Araujo by ICE agents in Houston, TX on 7 July 2026. He had been driving a work crew to a construction site when an ICE officer shot him

[redstonedust]

having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

[pluggedinandreadytofall]

[sabertoothwalrus]

maybe I’m greedy but I don’t want the tumblr sexyman poll to kill mitch mcconnell he’s already on the way out. I think we can dream bigger. what if it kills him

[syekick-powers]

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

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