#mauret

[mirkstrolls]

Introducing Mauret Ròinna, my latest troll, who FINALLY has a (albeit unfinished) profile! She’s a ginormous teenage seadweller who’s also a seal sometimes. Her profile is here. Ask her questions! She won’t bite. Much.

[mirkstrolls]

$✘ For magnia and mauret

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

TM: Would like At Least clothes that Fit for Once. >:OTM: TM: Oh., Not YOU.!

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

TM: Snails very Fragile in shell., And fresh soft Meat Inside.TM: Same thing with you, I think. Will Squash you if Cross Me.!

[mirkstrolls]

[LOG] Mauret: How to Make Friends And Influence People

[05:48] -- shimmeringSea [SS] began pestering regretfulSalinity [RS] at 17:48 -- [05:48] SS: Hello child [05:48] SS: Are you pink or are you red? [05:49] RS: | Hello | ! | =:) | Can I Help You | ? | [05:49] RS: | Oh | ! | Ah | [05:49] RS: | | That is a Bit of a Rude Question to Ask a Stranger | [05:49] SS: Is it? [05:49] RS: | I Think | =:c | [05:50] SS: My apologies then. [05:50] SS: Do you swim? [05:50] RS: | Yes | ! | It is a Little Self Evident | I Think | [05:50] RS: | | Ah | [05:50] RS: | | Can I Ask Who This Is | ? | =:? | [05:50] RS: | My Apologies | ! | I do not Believe We have Met | [05:50] SS: No I do not believe so. [05:50] SS: Why do you regret your salinity? [05:51] RS: | Oh | ! | Haha | =:) | It is a Reference to Agricultural Practices | Actually | [05:51] SS: ? [05:51] RS: | In Many Places | Saltwater Contaminates Fields | Preventing Proper Growth of Produce | as a Result of the Higher Rate of Salinity in The Soil | [05:51] RS: | I always Thought That Sort of Thing was Fascinating | [05:52] RS: | Plants are Very Fickle about What They will Tolerate | [05:52] RS: | And What They Will Not | [05:52] SS: Hmm I suppose they are. [05:52] RS: | But | I Suppose Troll Anatomy is No Different | [05:52] RS: | What is Your Name | By the Way | ? | [05:52] SS: Mauret. [05:53] SS: Do you grow plants often? [05:53] RS: | Not at All | ! | I did When I was Young | Though | =:) | [05:53] RS: | It is a Useful Skill to Know | [05:53] RS: | Are You Violet | or Are You Indigo | ? | [05:54] SS: I'm afraid I have no such skill. [05:54] SS: I am violet. [05:54] -- regretfulSalinity [RS] changed their mood to OFFLINE -- [05:54] -- regretfulSalinity [RS] changed their mood to CHUMMY -- [06:01] SS: This conversation has declined. I am now going. [06:01] -- shimmeringSea [SS] ceased pestering regretfulSalinity [RS] at 18:01 --

[06:06] -- shimmeringSea [SS] began pestering sweetSalvage [SS] at 18:06 -- [06:06] SS: What do you salvage? [06:07] SS: Whoa! [06:08] SS: Oh my. We have the same handle. [06:09] SS: No. Initials. [06:09] SS: Taghandle, initials, like somewhere along those lines. [06:09] SS: And we do! So, congrats on the fine tastes. [06:10] SS: And I salavage ships. Starships! ^.~ [06:10] SS: Interesting. [06:10] SS: Why? [06:10] SS: Because it's good money, I'm good at it, and it's a good living? [06:11] SS: I see. [06:12] SS: Do you enjoy that? [06:12] SS: Also. [06:12] SS: Do you swim? [06:12] SS: Oh absolutely. Travel the galaxy! See exotic lands, all that good stuff they use in PR. [06:13] SS: Uhh. Like, when I can. [06:14] SS: Good. [06:14] -- shimmeringSea [SS] ceased pestering sweetSalvage [SS] at 18:14 --

[06:45] -- shimmeringSea [SS] began pestering ayeayeCaptain [AC] at 18:45 -- [06:45] SS: Do you seafare? [06:46] AC: i fare that sea every single night, kiddo. [06:52] SS: Okay. [06:52] SS: Why do you sound like a breakfast cereal mascot. [06:59] AC: because i am one. [06:59] AC: haven't you looked at your cheerios? [06:59] AC: it's me, captain ayeaye, right there on it. [06:59] SS: [07:00] SS: I don't eat cheerios. [07:00] -- shimmeringSea [SS] ceased pestering ayeayeCaptain [AC] at 19:00 --