#maws jonner

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Babe wake up new duo just dropped

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MAWS S3 E3 SPOILERS! Like, seriously, this one is very spoilery. The most spoilery of them all.

I THINK LOIS IS MILDLY ATTRACTED TO KARA which honestly who isn’t. I mean she called her desirable. I’m imagining a news article saying that Supergirl was seen with Lois on a date, since that’s what it looked like.

The very targeted news about the puppies on a boat. That’s amazing. Also, KRYPTO IS COMING

“Do you have a government ID?” is such a funny line

The flirty science questions Giganta asks Jimmy is great.

Jimmy’s casual attitude about becoming a furry against his will. I love callbacks to the silver age stuff where crap would just happen to Jimmy constantly. Randomly gaining superpowers is like his version of Lois jumping/falling off buildings.

Also, Clark just scooping up Siobhan and carrying her while fighting Hank. And asking for the tech back. I love Intergang in this, they’re so silly.

BLACK CANARY MENTION LET’S FREAKING GOOOOOOO

JIMMY OLSEN, STILL CARRIED BY WOMEN. In general the running bit with the pink banners at the bottom was really fun

…so um. So that’s why Jonner doesn’t know what Lois and Clark do, their favorite movies, or why Clark wears glasses. It’s um. It’s interesting, for sure. Still wish it was Kon, they could very easily have said he’s a clone from the future.

I think it’s interesting that it was Lex, Jimmy, and Albert in the future, and nobody else. Where is Lex’s wife (Slade). I’m guessing it’s an apocalypse caused by Hank and stuff. Konathon is gonna have a rough time with Luthor being evil in the present, since his Lex is on his side.

Also I can’t find the post but I just know it’s gonna be all “okay we’re gonna take things slow, let things progress, save the talk about kids for later… who is that teenager-” “HI DAD!”

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Alright I’m putting it to a vote

What should we call MAWS Superboy

Jonner

Konathon

Both

Jon (loser option)

Just MAWS Superboy

Something Else (tell me)

Results

Voting ended onJul 6

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Okay I lied I have more Jonner things to say

Lois: I’m so glad we talked things out and agreed that we want to take things slow, and not talk about moving or having a kid for at least a few years

Clark: Yeah it’s so great that there won’t be any complications with this, and we can settle and take our time.

Jonner: Hi dad! Hi mom!

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I have never related to the Bible until now

I am Isaac. MAWS Superboy is Jacob. Kon is Esau (but less hair)

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Okay I will shut up about Jonner soon despite my devastation that we don’t get fresh from the tube Kon, but I have one last thing

In the trailer there’s the “what do you guys do? What’s your favorite movie? Why do you wear glasses?” moment. And it makes sense for fresh from the tube Kon. But not Jon. He should know those things about his parents. So… why doesn’t he?