Bart: Wally... I need advice on something.
Wally: and you didn't go to Barry or Iris... Or max? Jay a contender, he's old.
Bart: no, I need advice on how to ask Kon out without coming on to strong or weird.
Wally: oh.
Wally: I'm the wrong dude to ask that...
Bart: why? You married Dick, you're best friend, you're all I got in this!
Wally: but bats are different though, I don't think Kon would appreciate being stalked as a love language or remembering everything to what brand of toothpaste he uses, or helping his blood thirsty revenge plan by just having chemicals... Dick finds it cute, Kon... Actually I don't think Kon would notice.
Bart, writing it allll down: anything else?
Wally: ... Fuck it, be blunt they are pretty but god do you have to hit them over the head, metaphorically, that you are in love with them.
Wally: also gifts, give gifts, make gifts, just gifts.













