#maximum sass

[askfordoodles]

@banduckoot

#they look like high school girls hanging out in the school bathroom 

Spoiler alert, that’s exactly what’s happening 🤣

[nonging]

[hopelessnessforthehopeful]

when percy says "shows over thank you goodnight" after the tunnel of love ordeal i'm convinced it was with maximum sassiness since they couldn't have a 12 year old shout "go fuck yourselves" to the gods in a children's book

[jump-n-dive]

The High Class Gillionaire

[countaile]

Just a quick sketch of the best girl around

[soundsof71]

The Who, Maximum Sass, 1970, by Steve Wood

[onetuffpuff]

The 4 y.o. with MAXIMUM sass

One time I was a teachers aid at kindercare and I had to watch over the kids on the playground. It was a rule not to climb up the slides b'cuz it's dangerous. This little girl was climbing up the slide so I got up to her and politely ask her to stop because she can get hurt by children going down. Then this kid, right, THIS KID turns her head and glares at me with such hate and anger in her eyes, more than should be possible for a mere girl of FOUR. she scowls and says in a clear, harsh voice "HOW DARE YOU" I was appalled. How the FUCK do I respond to this? My only option was to once again ask her to cease climbing and hope she complies. luckily she was already depending the slide before I could finish my request. From that point on she ignored me, she wouldn't even let me serve her milk. Clearly I had made an enemy for life. I sleep with my eyes open now.

[beatlenumber9]

Remember when Weird Al got all sassy with Eminem? He seriously needs to do more interviews like these.

Here’s the full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QOya9-lwQk