Song Lyrics
There’s a man in the valley who pretends to love his daughter
And when he said he was a man he stuck his head under the water
You make me feel ashamed of waking up in the morn’
You never loved me, and you’ll never love your first born
‘Cause she’s a woman, I’m a man, we reversed the roles
And you can’t stand
To see
The waterboarding of your coals
You’re a coward, Mr. Funeral
You’re a cow herd, Mrs. Funeral
You drive all your calves
To the brink of extinction
I hope you won’t mind
That we changed the distinction
‘Cause I refuse to hate my body
I refuse to hate who I am
The truth
At the end of the day is
I’m her brother, and she ain’t no man
You can eat my shrimp
You can crash my blimp
You can steal my skin
But you’re never, ever, gonna win
‘Cause when the sun comes up
You’re just some bloodshot pup
And I’m the man
On the mountain
Overlooking your valley
Let’s count to ten
And then begin our rally
Your marriage is broken
Your time is up
I’m the king of the mountain
And you’re in the rough