#maxon-ofillea

[impingement]

hello I am jord. I am a very wonderful person. I love trees and mountains and i want to go to iceland very badly. I am also stunningly attractive and i make my friends feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.

DUDE I HAVE YOUR CHRISSY PRESENT

i love u schnookums pumpkin head

ur lame and hilarious and you have killer hair but you’re mostly lame

and yes this is true all of this is true apart from last sentence

[impingement]

So, here are the rules! You, or I, am/are to fill this extensively long list of facts about yourself before you then, tag 5 other people you want to get to know better. So here we go:

Name: Jordyn Nickname(s): jord jordy jordz jords jordo jordardz jordzyzz Birthday: april 1st Gender: female Sexual Orientation: hetero but borderlining on asexual Height: several centimetres Favourite colour(s): charcoal grey, and the dark version of most colours: burgundy, forest green, navy blue, etc Time and Date right now: 3:56pm 20 Jan in the great ol country of australia

Average hours of sleep: many Lucky Number: idk i like the number 56 Last thing I googled: i honestly cant remember i think it was black sails recaps or somethin First word that comes to mind: green tea One place that makes me happy: my shower (keeping callums answer cause im the exact same and shower like twice a day) How many blankets do I sleep with: 1 doona Favorite Fictional Character: parker/arianne martell/capt. jack sparrow/aravis/lagertha/raven reyes Favourite Book: the horse and his boy - cs lewis Favourite Animation: the incredibles/the emperors new groove Favourite TV Show: leverage, vikings, parks and rec, brooklyn 99, common law game of thrones, the librarians, scorpion, the DC shows on cw, orphan black probably

Favourite Beverage: green tea, licorice tea, ginger beer Favourite Food: corn chips Last Movie I’ve Seen in Theater: The Hobbit Dream Holiday: chilled out, yet adrenaline-rushy through scotland, england, italy, denmark, iceland, norway, and the like Dream Wedding: idk man mountains prob Dream Job: I WANT TO DO EVERYTHING but mostly mechanics, pilots, paramedics and detective work

cal cal tagged me sixthseason yeah sorry for takin so long

seeing as the tea collective has already been tagged im tagging some other losers - some who i know, some who i don't know v well but seem rad

[prsnr-of-azkbn]

BRONTE I LOVE YOU <3

I LOVE YOU TOO TASHIE

[prsnr-of-azkbn]

IT'S TASH'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!

June 16, the day that Tashie was born!

Why not go and wish her a happy birthday, or maybe follow her? It would be nice of you

Check her out!

[elizabetbennet]

Hi i just wanted to say I used your updates tab tutorial for my blog and it was beyond helpful! thanks for all the work you put into it, you're rad!

awwWWW thank you! gosh, this is so sweet! you just made me smile like an idiot :3

[ronanlyhch]

✿.... the last speech I did was about the fact that we need harsher penalties/sanctions for domestic violence offenses

that’s a great speech topic and i totally agree with it too (sorry about the lil misunderstanding before btw haha)

icon: meh | its okay | quite nice | really lovely | STUNNINGurl: i don’t get it/not my fandom | i get it | pretty fab | amazing!! | FLAWLESS (CAN I HAVE)theme: a bit messy | not for me | alright | wow | GIMME PLSposts: umm | not bad | very nice | so pretty!! | GORGEOUS POSTSoverall: not my fandom(s) | nice but ehh | really pretty | so gorgeous | ABSOLUTELY PERFECT BLOGfollowing: no(t yet) sorry ily <3 | now i am | of course | always | FOREVER AND EVER <3advice/comment: i really like your updates tab its really nice! if i could give you any advice i think maybe you should try a different theme but other than that you have a very nice blog :) (also very pretty icon)

want one?

blacklist ‘brs’

[impingement]

mhartell >> sunspearin

thanks to jacki!

[impingement]

welp its speak your language day so here goes shazza and dazza were driving to maccas listening to acca dacca in franga. shaz wanted a golden gaytime and some snags in a sanga so she went next door to the local bunnings. 'grouse lippie, love' she said to herself as she check her reflection in the window of a rusty holden ute. the bloke selling the snags said she was a cockatoo but daz picked her up and said she looked like the emu's elbows. then they went to the footy to see the pies while eating pies, but really soft ones because as collingwood supporters, neither had any teeth.