#maxwesson

[thejeksburyguy]

DST OT4 dealing with stressful/scary situations in a nutshell/using YouTube video moments that made me laugh

Maxwell - BlastphamousHD dealing with the roach, "WHERE THE F U C K IS IT??", repeatedly stating he's tough whilst simultaneously whimpering in fear, screaming at everyone else for not helping him

Charlie - Krism in Oakwood Park, "Is that a fucking T-Rex!?", relatively calm as she roasts everything in a 5-mile radius, mainly just in pissed-off disbelief

Wilson - Twaimz/Issa when he was in the bathroom during that earthquake, "...what the fuck was that?" ... *loud ass noise* *screams of the damned*, starts rambling fearfully, incredibly pissed after the fact

Wes - Shane Madej dealing with literally anything paranormal, "Hey there, demons, it's me, ya boi-", openly inviting any living thing within hearing range to come make an attempt on his life, it's doubtful anything will considering there's a 99% chance Wes himself is a demon

[thejeksburyguy]

Max: I told you two to pack light.

Wil: Oh, fuck off, we thought you meant pack a small amount!

Wes: *angrey boi*

@veritas-aequitas-ab-intra has completely ruined me because now I can't help but headcanon Maxwell as being from the South, so here, have some European boys being completely unprepared for their American boyfriend's home climate.

Wil: Aww, what's wrong, Maxie? Too cold?

Wes: <3

And a reversal of Maxwell freezing his ass off because he's not used to temperatures below boiling. Don't worry, he's got two loving boys to keep him warm.

[thejeksburyguy]

Warbucks is gonna lose that finger if he isn't careful.

[thejeksburyguy]

"Hey pal, ya need something?"

Nice timing there, Wil.

[thejeksburyguy]

DST with @gretactic, @veritas-aequitas-ab-intra, and TheJeksburyGuy

Context: Veritas was playing with a wolf mod, and kept chasing me around shouting 'yiff'. I, like always, ran to Gret for help (because that always works out oh so well for me).

She was playing Triumphant Wilson and I kept calling her Shadow Daddy because I play Wes as his true form: a Thot, hence why it says 'Save me, Shadow Daddy' in the third panel.

Seconds later I was attacked by another fucking frog and had to be rescued by Gret because my game glitched and I couldn't attack.

[thejeksburyguy]

-and then some cuteness @veritas-aequitas-ab-intra inspired me to do.

Wilson, you jealous bitch, wait your turn.

[thejeksburyguy]

When you're old and tired and regret most of your life decisions, but you still find the love you deserve and need.

Alternatively titled: Wilson casually said "I love you" and when Maxwell said "w-what?" Wes signed it. Things got a bit emotional after that.

[thejeksburyguy]

Max: You didn't get us any?

Wil: ... Wes is in your coat.

Max: Unimportant, where are our croissants?

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The world's weirdest ot3

Wes is smol and likes to perch on Maxwell's shoulders and back

This croissant joke was made possible by; @gretactic, for saying Maxwesson sounds like a croissant