#maxxspacekid

[campcounselorjason]

Pikeman, on the phone: We have him

Space Kid: who?

Pikeman: We have your boyfriend, Max

Space Kid: oh

Pikeman: ... "Oh"?

Space Kid: yeah, you don't have him. He has you. Good luck. [hangs up]

[colejesse]

Max and Space Kid as College roommates #6

Max: I have no fears.

Neil: What if you woke up one day and Space Kid was actually taller than you?

Max: I have one fear.

[colejesse]

Max: Ugh, I hardly slept last night.

Nikki: When you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you.

Max: Who the hell would be thinking about me at 3am?

Space Kid: *gay panic*

[colejesse]

Max and Space Kid as College roommates #5

Max: You aren't allowed to fall in love with me, okay?

Space Kid: Won't be a problem

[Two weeks later]

Space Kid: T H E R E ' S A P R O B L E M

[colejesse]

Max and Space Kid as College roommates #3

Max: *eating food* Oh, my God, I love you!

Space Kid:

Space Kid: Are you talking to me or are you talking to the food?

Max: Do you want me to lie to you?

[colejesse]

Snake: I'm cold

Neil: here, take my jacket

Space Kid: hey, I'm cold too

Max: what? *taking off jacket* i told you to bring more layers but of course you didn't listen and now *piling scarves on him* now look, I've got to make sure you don't FREEZE to death and *taking somebody else's hat* how long have you been cold you should've said something sooner

[colejesse]

Nurf: Brr, it's kinda cold

Preston: *hands him jacket* Here, take my jacket

Nurf: I love you

Preston: God, we are such the perfect couple

Space Kid: I'm cold too

Max: Well damn Space Kid, I can't control the weather

[colejesse]

David: you don't like to admit it but if anyone else was tough on Space Kid, you'd beat them up.

Max: what? No. No i-

Space Kid: *walks over looking sad* someone said they'd beat my butt

Max, holding a knife: not if I beat their ass first.