#neilxsnake

[colejesse]

Snake: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Nurf: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Nikki: Tackle him!

Max: Dump him.

Gwen: Kick him in the shin

Neil: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!

[colejesse]

Nikki: why are Neil and Snake sitting with their backs to each other?

Max: they had a fight

Nikki: then why are they holding hands?

Max: they get sad when they fight

[colejesse]

Neil: Babe, can you pass me the butter?

Tabii: *reaches for the butter*

Erin: *also reaches for the butter*

...

Snake: *running in through the door, a stick of butter in hand* You needed me, babe?

[colejesse]

Who is everyone's roommates?

Max: I’m stuck with Space kid, and I hate it

Space Kid: But it was nice when I made you cupcakes, right?

Max: Well yeah that was okay

Nikki: I’m Ered’s roommate!

Ered: It’s pretty cool in our dorm

Preston: I’m stuck with Dolf, and sometimes it’s a little scary...

Harrison: Want to switch roommates, Preston?

Sasha: Nerris and I throw parties in our dorm

Nerris: We do?

Tabii and Erin: MAKE OVERS IN OUR DORM!!

Pikeman: Petrol’s and my dorm is usually in tip top shape.

Petrol: *eye roll*

Neil and Snake: *too busy to answer that they share a dorm*

[colejesse]

Snake: I'm cold

Neil: here, take my jacket

Space Kid: hey, I'm cold too

Max: what? *taking off jacket* i told you to bring more layers but of course you didn't listen and now *piling scarves on him* now look, I've got to make sure you don't FREEZE to death and *taking somebody else's hat* how long have you been cold you should've said something sooner

[colejesse]

Ships for some reason I like, and can’ t understand why