#may hay

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mary haynes is gonna be here in 4 1/2 hours and i'm Fucked Up

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6, 11, 16, 28, 31

shows up to 2016 six days late with starbucks

6. what would you like to have in 2016 that you lacked in 2015?sex a job that’s not retail

11. what was the best thing you bought?a chest binder (i think that was last year)

16. what song will always remind you of 2015?idk either uptown funk or anaconda

28. what was your favourite film of the year?mmm i barely remember what movies i saw this year but probably crimson peak even though it creeped me tf out

31. what kept you sane?who said i was sane in 2015 lol (no but probably my gf @lifespossibilities​ )

looking back on 2015

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Grey

2 facts about my favourite things

- i could go on about how much i love breakfast forever. it’s basically my favourite part of the day other than going to bed. 90% of the time i have eggs for breakfast because eggs are delicious and they’re also cheap and good for you- another one of my favourite things is johnlock. i know we’re all in gay hell here but when i’m in a rlly bad mood one of the things that makes me feel less bad for more than like 2 seconds is thinking about johnlock. i probably wouldn’t be alive and i definitely wouldn’t be me without it

send me a colour

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Nose hips feet

nose: what is your favourite perfume/candle fragrance?there are too many damn good fragrances for me to choose one but i can tell you that we have champagne rose candles for our bathroom and they smell fucking amazing

hips: do you like to dance?tbh i only enjoy dancing when i’m alone bc otherwise i just feel self-conscious and awkward but if u want to middle school slow dance i’m down to put my hands on ur shoulders and sway any time

feet: favourite pair of shoes?do slippers count? if not, probably my rain boots

help me procrastinate

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JUST FUCK ME UP bc ur perf

wait i take it back THIS is the dumbest ask i’ve ever received

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I followed u bc Sherlock and stayed for your tags and well. Now we're girlfriends there's not much more to say after that

well this is the dumbest ask i’ve ever received

tell me why you followed me

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this has been an appreciation post for may hay's eyes (part 2)

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Natasha. Cis female. Canadian. Taken by moi. Bastille. Brooklyn 99. Peanut butter. People playing their music/shows in your space really loud. You're a Scorpio. Lol I totally have an unfair advantage

wow yes 9/9 what a surprise. it’s not like i talk to you every single day or anything.

how well do you know me