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So I went to camp and I was part of an interesting conversation

Sarah: He's disgusting. He sucks so much. Fuck him. In the ass with a cattle prod.

Maya & Me: what?

Me: That's like fifty shades of grey

Maya: dude, that's fifty shades of go the fuck home.

would you really read my canon pitch?

Hell yeah. Sounds rad.

Members of Cardboard Cutouts

Rosa (x) - Lead Vocals, Guitar, Percussion

Maya (x) - Vocals, Producing

mayasturbate replied to your photo: reblog or die

you’re so perfect ok

I LOVE YOU

remember how i posted that picture of the kid with air heads in his hair and it got like 40000 notes and ended up on tosh.0

well my friend told the kid that his picture was on failblog and he said " buti didnt fail a class"

maddie stop, jean-baptiste maunier's my hot french boy.

NO

i need to go ugly sweater shopping with maya ASAP

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