#maybe 35

[why-am-i-this-queer]

OH GOD THE CAR IS SO HOT I'M SWEATING

[emoclone]

using my standing desk to scroll through tumblr without back pain. like a grown adult.

[sparrowposting]

The HR guy at my work is v nice but he's also in his 50s and is allergic to commas apparently, because every SINGLE email he sends out to the staff contains MULTIPLE sets of ellipses and I don't think he understands the amount of Fear this puts into my heart and ofc no one else on staff gets it so I have to sit silently with my misplaced Anxiety

[goodatyugioh]

i had a 20 yr old call me honey the other day and i still haven't recovered

[foxghost]

Today's tilt-shift word count: 31114

[minatozak1]

someone write my essay for me and i'll transfer 25 £/$€/¥ whatever fkn currency to your paypal

[flora-flauna]

remember that conversation I was agonizing over? I now have a draft.

[halleycomets]

where do i sign up to be a drag king im like a good 40% serious