9 out of 10 doctors agree

i forgot the punchline to this joke

[goodatyugioh]

when i die my entire fortune is left to the 4-5 people who regularly like my posts

[brown-forking-weed]

looking for an honest man

but all i can find is this damn manila folder

[ein-bleistift-und-radiergummi]

Dragon Door Handle - Simontorya Castle Hungary

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[luxiomahariel]

shoutout to fat nonbinary people

everyone say thank you to fat nonbinary people

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER 2 ANNOUNCED

THE ALBATROSS IS BACK………. AND HES FUCKING PISSED

[lesbianboyfriend]

we’re all going to have a beautiful day today #OurBeautifulDay

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[goodatyugioh]

man i don't know something feels wrong about using a malcolm x quote to sell a nail polish, even if a small portion does go to charity. i don't think he would have liked that.

[gayvampyr]

why are towels expensive. that’s a rectangle

[gayvampyr]

wait his mind

[plaguedocboi]

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

[draculagerard]

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

[sunbathe-yoursoul]

[mikecardensolofolkalbum]

[homosexuality]

We shit on squirrels all the time for hogging bird feeders but if there was a bunch of free vending machines in a park nearby youd hang out there all day too. and you wouldnt care about the people with binoculars either

[renousim]

give me your most controversial music opinion

[empathviv]

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit