Here some quotes from Apokuna and Pyroscythe’s Veinbound because I love them
[Update: Should be in parts now]
Pyro: I thought why not invite the dumbest but most devilish person I know to make it a bit more fun…
*Apokuna*
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Apo: Pyro, I have a lil confession I need to make
Pyro: Ok let’s hear it
Apo: I might’ve killed truffle
Pyro: What? You might’ve, so there’s possibility that wasn’t Truffle
Apo: No, that was Truffle.
Apo: Satan was like, now you got to go to hell because you killed a pig, and you can chose 1 person to go to hell with you and well I thought it’ll be funny *[Pyro: yay!]* to work on our marital issues
Pyro: I don’t know where the marital issues came from
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Apo: Wow, that’s a dead dude
Pyro: Are they going to be okay
Apo: They’ll be fine, *probably
Pyro: eww, it’s all gushy
apo: This is the blood of our enemies
Pyro: all my blood’s in there?
apo: You’re not my enemy
Apo: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Both: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! (Apo’s is a bit delayed)
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Apo: oh my god it’s like the maze all over again
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Pyro: I found a heartbreak shard, that’s sad
Them punching eachother beneath the floorboards
Pyro: we don’t need divorce court, we have *wheeze* this adventure map
Apo: You can have the brush,and you can have the key. Also take this bone
Pyro: Oh thanks
Apo: Just incase you find a dog so we can have a new pet together
Pyro: …Just to replace the old one
Pyro: maybe I should be in charge of the pet next time
Apo: Uh, I don’t know man
Apo: a lil guy with horns
Apo: I could be down for a flesh room, depends on the kind of day
Apo: Not the flesh hole, just the regular hole
Pyro:…Cereal and Captain Crunch and we need to find 2 other people to help us eat it
Apo: Pyro Imma get some cereal
…
Apo: Pyro, we’re out of cereal
Pyro: oh, WHAT!
***they could’ve been called AppleJack Cereal duo/Cereal Duo
Apo: well you got to, Pyro, or else we’re stuck in here forever, Pyro, and then we can’t get back to the Vampires SMP ep7 recording.
Pyro: Noo
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Apo: oh my god Pyro *punches him*
Pyro: Maybe we ask this dude for directions
Apo: Hey dude, what’s up
Pyro: How’s it hanging
Apo punches it and the dude dies
*Distress noises*
Your very brave, by the way, for walking onto this glass
Apo: I know what a fog build looks like. I build, man.
Apo: oh it’s like a maze, I know this
Pyro: Luckily I have you illuminated like a glowstick
Apo: Yeah, I’m pretty blue
Apo: I love shattering cursed flesh
Pyro: I like instructions
Paraphrased
Apo: What if I stand in the ritual? *Nothing happens.
Pyro: You give off those vibe, like you know, the dog getting vaccines and the 5g
Apo: What?
Pyro: We just found the sh-BATHROOM
Apo: Welp *jumps to the hole*
Pyro: Oh flesh
Apo: It’s not the good flesh, we’ll find the- I mean, I have the flesh, it’s right here
Is it reusable
Apo: Don’t know but I plan on eating it
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Pyro: Get him, take his lunch money
Apo: Im the next one in line
Apo: The flesh tube
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Apo: Ok so it gambling
Pyro: Let’s go gambling (gambling core anyone?)
Pyro: well what’s the point of anything
Apo: don’t get so philosophical on me
Pyro: WE’RE IN HELL
Apo: ok and there’s a point to hell
Apo: it wasn’t cursed, Pyroscythe
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Both: *Car noises*
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Pyro: Our flame[Hope] has a name
Apo: oh, I see. I don’t need Hope to survive, I just need myself.
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Pyro: oh that was the toilet of despair
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Pyro: Ok suck in
Apo: suck in, but what about my gut
Pyro: The walls don’t care
Apo: The walls don’t care about your gut
Pyro: You pushed me into the cobwebs
Apo: I didn’t push you, you pushed yourself into the cobwebs. Weak. Weak mindset.
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Screaming in the background*
Pyro: Did you just scream
Apo: No *is making the noises from the shrieker
Apo: Pyroscythe, why did you sent us to hell
Pyro: I’m sorry
Apo: no pushback what so ever?
Pyro: look, I’m just a guy who likes to travel. And I hear it was a cheap way to travel to get somewhere with interesting sights and the foreign delicacies
Pyro: you remember it?
Apo: ok here we go
Pyro: WHAT YOUR CRAZY
Apo: it was just 5 sounds
Pyro: I can’t remember all that
Apo: *laughs*
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Apo: I love warm air
Pyro: Lovely breeze
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Apo: dude, this whole map have been full of flesh- there’s more downstairs. Oh god.
Apo: You think it’s the only way we can go , but this whole map is, we find new ways to go
Pyro: hey, your not going to believe this
*opens door*
Apo: Another door
Pyro: the flesh isn’t removable
Apo: but it flesh?
Pyro: idk, this looks more like a wagyu steak
Apo: Wagyu. They don’t have wagyu steak in hell. Pyro!
Apo: My mouse is broken, btw, so this is really hard to control [laughter] I try to break the flesh and it’s not breaking
Pyro: need a bit of help
Apo: yeah I’ll like some help
Them just being bullies to the flesh skeletons
Pyro: Nothing burger
Apo: Pyroscythe [w/ an accent]
Apo: Crimson key(x2) just like Vampires SMP
Pyro: Slap it in
Apo: Drops in the water
Apo: I slapped myself with some water
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Apo: Alrighty Pyro do you trust me *steps off the block*
Pyro still falls anyways even if he had the block
Pyro: Go ahead
*Apo Jumps to the first platform
Pyro: Yeah go on
Apo: You can get it out your system
Pyro: Nonononononono go ahead.
Apo jumps and Pyro moves making Apo fall
*[Laughter]*
Pyro: Where, oh you’re in the drink
Apo: Don’t call it that
~them meeting Linda for the first time~
Pyro: The door behind us just closed
Apo: That’s fine, weren’t planning going back into hell
Apo: give it a sec. It’s cooking
Apo: *Chanting Drink*
Pyro: *Chanting Chug*
Apo: What a freak *refering to Linda
Apo: Pyroscythe!
Pyro: This is the last time we’re going to do this so say bye-bye
Apo: yeah, third time, bye-bye
Apo: Oh it’s fire
Pyro: yeah the fire’s kind of(x2) crispy
Apo: What an astute observation
Pyro: Lightly grilled Apo
Apo: Lightly grilled Apo!? I don’t want to be lightly grilled
Pyro: We have to remember our training
Apo: our training, our training
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Both: L bozo [Apo: step on his blood]
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Them just terribly hiding the fact the only one can leave
Pyro: Oh Thats reassuring, they say that the ascend is only for the willing
Both: Im willing
~~~On the elevator~~~
Pyro: Oh, would you look at that, we didn’t have to do something terrible
Apo: I think they were just messing with us, to prove our loyalty
Pyro: I’m done with loyalty test. I can’t do anything more with those.
Apo: You don’t like loyalty test Pyro?
Pyro: Nah…
Pyro: Your kinda in the floor for me, but as long as you’re climbing up that’s fine
***I don’t wanna write their decision making as to make it remain sort of lighthearted however I find the next section funny
~~~One ascends and One sacrifice Ending~~~
Apo: And your life is greed
Pyro: Well I have a life
Apo: Ur evil!
Pyro: Well what do you have, what do you have, Apo?
Apo: Im just watching you.
~The end title shows~
Pyro: Veinbound!
Apo: Don’t talk to me for the rest of the day. Don’t you dare talk to me for the rest of the day, Pyroscythe.
Pyro: My bad
Apo: You got to be kidding me. You evil, evil man
Pyro: I-
Apo: *Evil!*
Pyro: I needed to leave (x3)
Apo: Im killing you in Vampires SMP. I’m glad I killed Truffle.
Pyro: I really like this adventure map. I think we learned a lot about each other and ourselves.
Apo: I learned I should never ever trust you
Pyro: I think that’s a good lesson
Apo: What the heck!?
Pyro: thank you Apo for playing Veinbound w/ me
