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i’ve heard nothing but great things about tom’s performance in child 44. i love the career he has built and continues to build for himself. <3
i hear great things about his performances all the time, but sadly i am denied the pleasure of watching them due to the nature of the violence in his films
bronson, lawless, child 44, and mad max i have not/will not see. boo.
it’s okay, all the others are great. i LOVE biopics, because that’s my genre and i feel like they’re higher quality filmmaking... but that’s me.
so i CAN’T WAIT for the elton biopic. and snowden of course.
i wish they came out at the same time
and both boys get oscar nods
and get seated next to each other
and despite taking their wives as dates
the envelope reveals that it’s GASP a best actor tie!!! and in that chaotic exciting moment they turn to each other and kiss
but then realize
they turned to the wrong side
and tasha and charlie are like O.O
but then they’re like :D :D :D
and the abc producers are like FUUUCK FIVE SECOND DELAY! FIVE SECOND DELAY! THIS IS TOO GAY FOR LIVE TV
and the boys go up to the stage blushing
and they make immature jokes about how the oscar statuette is naked
and it doesn’t have a dick
because they’re nervous
and all they’re thinking are hella gay thoughts
and...
wait what were we talking about again?