#maybeimdrunk

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url change because who doesn't like sharks

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thanks for throwing me under the bus, bitch.

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is this man really trying to talk to me about tattoos while he's rolling a blunt

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Dad: Is that a gnat?

Me: No it's a crumb

Dad: It's a fucking gnat it's got teeth like a gnat it's a god damn dragon

Me: I swear to god it's a crumb dad

Dad: You are so wrong

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is it weird that carlos looks like hugh dancy in my head

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chilope replied to your post: I’M NOT A HOT 16 YEAR OLD BOY MARDI OH MY GOD i’m...

DON’T WORRY YOU’RE THE HOTTEST 16 YEAR OLD BOY

oMYGODGETOUT

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someone come cuddle me right now

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whenever my friends are sad i just want to hug them until they feel better