#mayhemdonor

[zzzzzzzzucker]

"What's the easiest way to get rid off mosquito's? '

           " --.............

                      Drink alcohol. Mosquitoes hate it.                      It's the worst thing you could do to                      keep us out. Hell, some might even                      die when you drink it because it's                      so damn strong! "

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" Are you a fan of Bee Movie? "

       He scoffs.

           " Pshh... BEE movie... Why the bees, huh? Ain't              as ancient as we are. Why don't I get a movie?              BUZZER! In 3D! Ridiculous. I'm offended. "

       So that's a no.

[zzzzzzzzucker]

"Sleepy, much?"

Send me "Sleepy, much?" to talk to my muse, as they're half-asleep.

           He was almost buzzing in silence, eyes           already closed and muscles relaxed.           Well, that until the monkey woke him up.           Blinking, drowsy eyes stared at her before           they shut again. He yawned.

                      "  ---------------------- Twenty. "

           He just said something. Don't ask why.

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" Have you ever regretted biting someone? "

MUSE IS UNDER TRUTH SERUM FOR ONE HOUR. ASK ME ANYTHING. NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS AND EVERYTHING MUST BE ANSWERED.

       " No. Not ever. Wanna know why, honey?          'Cause I'm not a fucking beast. I don't           have to regret a thing.

                    All ya people think I'm some sort of extreme                    version of a mosquito---- a vampire. Look                    at me. I'm not some cheap-ass carnival cos-                    tume. I don't drink gallons of blood. I just drink                    some, you barely notice it, besides the bite.                    I'm not the deadly one. I mean, I can be, but                    I've never actually killed a person myself.

                    I have buzzers to do it for me. "

[zzzzzzzzucker]

mayhemdono:

" That isn't nice and that isn't how you show appreciation! Now kiss me instead! "

             " Give me one good reason why I should                 kiss ya damn mouth? Maybe go and brush                 your teeth first, honey. "

[zzzzzzzzucker]

smooch tho >:)

Send "Smooch!" for a reaction to my muse suddenly being kissed by yours.

       He didn't exactly knew how to respond to her       sudden kiss. Plenty of reasons he thought she       would never, too.

              " Wasn't I the ugly buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzer? "

       Besides, he didn't like it too much himself. He       grabbed a hand kerchief to wipe his mouth clean       from her germs.

              Filth.

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"Oh your God! Look at you! you poor abomination! I feel sad for you, let's be friends! " //I'm all alone in the living room and I need something to keep me awake.

          Abomination. Haha. Funny, when she looked          like a screwed up monkey. But all he'll do is          smile.

                 " Friends, of course, sweety. "

          And he's taking her hand, attempting to kiss          the back of i----- ah.

                              He just scraped his teeth against                              her skin.

                 " Malaria. Few weeks, and you'll be hot                    and bothered. Have fun, ape. "

[infectedrat]

"I don't care what you think!"

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            " And I don't care about you, but you don't               hear me scream that off the roof tops? 

                              How desperate for attention we                              are! "