#mayhemnightmike

[gunchuckin]

This song is literally Mayhem Mike taunting normal Mike.

[badburnertexas-blog]

mayhemnight-mike asked badburnertexas: "Ayyyyyy"

Texas looks up and a big excited grin stretches across his face.

"Heeeyyyy, Tinyman!" He playfully tackles his buddy, bundling him up in a giant hug. His face is promptly buried against Mike's neck where he sniffs loudly and tastes his skin with an invasive purple tongue. Just gotta make sure Mike is Mike and, you know, not a giant gummy bear walking around in Mike's skin or something.

[youknowyouwantthedee]

Duke wasn’t his first choice to turn to but Mike knew that the man had extensive surveillance equipment around the city, if anyone could help him locate his missing friends, it was the Duke. “Duke?...Hay Duke are you here” Odd. The mansion seemed empty, usually it was busy with life, Duke’s henchmen running around, or the man himself bursting out to greet him. “Duke listen, I need your help, something’s wrong, s-something’s different”

Oh?

And what was this?

The blond-brunet crawled out from under one of his prized limos, eyeing this intruder with an insatiable interest.

Ahh, so it’s Mike Chilton.  Oooh, that boy always had such great legs. Lean, and long— perfect running legs.  And they looked fantastic with boots, too.  (Probably had some wonderful feet— no, stop, Duke, your getting yourself too excited.) Maybe today wouldn’t be a waste, after all.

Duke draped himself over the dusted stretch limo and kicked two of his abnormally long legs into the air, and hid the other two from view.  He propped his chin up with his hands, and gave the Burner a wicked, lopsided grin.

“Why, hello there, Mr.Chilton,” his showman’s voice was gravelly, like he’d been sick— which was actually quite true— those dastardly fumes had wrecked his vocal chords, along with his usually perfect skin.  Fortunately for him, it was difficult to make out the ugly, sickly green tone to his features.  ”What brings you all the way over here, hmmm?”

[capristthuns]

fun fact

Every time I think about that "I'll take your left nutsack next" message that ForChucksake sent to Mayhem, I start giggling like a faggot

Literally I'm sitting in my college cafeteria right now at this second and I'm grinning as I type

I literally have the same maturity level as Mikey okay this has been a PSA]]

[claire-bear-stare-blog]

+5

+ ibringmycar

+ motorcitythumper

+ artificialhound

+ mayhem-night-mike

+ tiktiktikboom

"Oh, I'm popular today."

Who am I kidding I'm popular every day.

[blondchiroptera]

mayhem-night-mike said: “You know I could help you out there….for a price”

"Nghhh-Fiiineee!" he's not really in the right state of mind to negotiate terms, scratching his claws into the carpet and whining in a rather high pitched manner.

[youknowyouwantthedee]

[apollyodon]

Soo let's recap:

Ludous and Boviso both obtained matesprits.

Darius ran away.

.... How eventful.