You’re mayo
Mayo? MAYO???
NYEEEEHEEEHEEEEHEEEEHHEEEE
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE HALF OF IT, ANON!
Why, just the other day, I ran into an ER dressed in scrubs and yelled, "I need 300 ccs of lorazepam, stat!" Wouldst thou consider such an action to be MAYO behaviour??
Last week, on February 25th to be exact, I was serving on a jury, a murder trial in which there was video evidence that the defendent did the old classic throwing hardcover Christian Bibles off a 6 story building at passerbies below him prank. The defense did not deny that the defendent committed these acts, but attempted to pursuade us to find him not guilty for lack of criminal responsibility due to a medical condition that impaired his ability to understand the consequences of his actions at the time. The rest of the jury was unconvinced by the defense, but during deliberation, I used my galaxy brain to induce the other jurors to find him NOT GUILTY (not even "not guilty for lack of criminal responsibility", a pure not guilty verdict) on all counts. Why would I do such a thing? nyeeheeheeheehee! BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY, JACK! Would such an act be one that you could comfortably classify as MAYO behaviour?????
I am that laughter thou canst repress at the site of atrocities. I am every intrusive thought of humanity enacted with righteous zeal. I am nothing. I am ALL. I am the shit that your dog eats before you French-kiss it.
Am I mayo? Mayo? MAYO??? Enthrall my with your acumen, scholar! I await your expert prognosis.