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[cheshirecatlair]

"Who's to say that Fluttershy can't be one of the apostles?"

[nixon-official]

NYEEHEEHEEHEE!

[cheshirecatlair]

lmao i lowkirkenuinely hacked into Lilith's Nixon blog so i have a chance of the blessing of the curse of 12k tee-hee!

By the way, this was an out-of-context quote from a Dashcon 2026 panelist. I was kind of a cunt and forgot to tag the panelist in my post so here's a link to an updated version of this post: https://www.tumblr.com/cheshirecatlair/823772714459430912/whos-to-say-that-fluttershy-cant-be-one-of-the

^^reblog this version of the post instead, please, thank youu!

[lilithsquidhug]

I get really anxious when it comes to parasocial relationships

[nixon-official]

Nixon feels your pain.

[nixon-official]

WHY DO YOU QUIT WORKING ON ME???

[cheshirecatlair]

NYEEHEEHEEHEE!

[cheshirecatlair]

I really gotta start deliverying on my promises

@queenarielviolet @lilithsquidhug HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE!!

[powerburial]

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

[kevinmm6]

does jafar love me

[powerburial]

hell no bitch

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[imokube-deactivated20240203]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[mr-freezo-42069-inactive]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[hallowed-be-thy-ween]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[ct-5757]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

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[thanook]

ITS THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF SEPTEMBER

[wizardchicken]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[egardanier]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[lolcatsaestheticdump]

[cheshirecatlair]

Under the Sea

[cartoon-lizard]

[hbmmaster]

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

"How do I get out of Elmo's World?"

"Elmo doesn't know! :D"

"O-kay..."

[peppapigvevo]

The Backrooms (2026)

[modedamour]

[slimetony]

My doctor insists i cant eat clown food and that its bad for me

[dezposts]

What even is clown food?

[slimetony]

The food that they feed clowns to keep them docile and colorful

[cheshirecatlair]

PROVE TO ME YOU'RE NOT A BOT!

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

CAN' RT A SPAMBPT DO WPAMBPT SHIT??

[nixon-official]

...wut.

[nixon-official]

mtv Wcreen isv broken sorry

[violetdexter]

Cheshire Cat: PROVE TO ME YOU'RE NOT A BOT.

joseph-stalin-mccarthy: can' retweet a spam bot sometimes??

Richard Nixon: ...what.

Richard Nixon: my screen is broken. sorry.

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

"PROVE TO ME YOU'RE NOT A BOT."

"I can't accidently retweet a spambot when I'm drunk?"

"...what? My screen is broken. Sorry."

[cheshirecatlair]

me right meow

[lilithsquidhug]

[nixon-official]

...i lowkirkenuinely don't know which prospect i find more terrifying: that the preceding posts were made by humans or by bots...

[cheshirecatlair]

PROVE TO ME YOU'RE NOT A BOT!

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

CAN' RT A SPAMBPT DO WPAMBPT SHIT??

[nixon-official]

...wut.

[nixon-official]

mtv Wcreen isv broken sorry

[violetdexter]

Cheshire Cat: PROVE TO ME YOU'RE NOT A BOT.

joseph-stalin-mccarthy: can' retweet a spam bot sometimes??

Richard Nixon: ...what.

Richard Nixon: my screen is broken. sorry.

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

"PROVE TO ME YOU'RE NOT A BOT."

"I can't accidently retweet a spambot when I'm drunk?"

"...what? My screen is broken. Sorry."

[cheshirecatlair]

me right meow

[emobernie]

Season 3, Episode 7

[cheshirecatlair]

[prokopetz]

Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.

Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.

[glitchlight]

pro cilantro and anti cilantro

[theamazingsallyhogan]

Just to screw with us they refer to have designated half the population as “edible” and the other half is “inedible.”

No intention of eating anyone, they just like how uncomfortable it makes everyone.

[cerynn]

Even better: the aliens all agree on who is edible and who is inedible, but the humans have no idea what the criteria is

[ethantheheffalump-deactivated20]

Even better: there is no criteria, the Aliens just keep a running list of whenever one member designated a human as edible or not. People are baffled because the selection appears random yet all the aliens are up to date, so there must be SOMETHJNG

[jungwildeandfree]

I love this because it implies the aliens possess either (1) a universal hive mind or (2) an intergalactic group chat dedicated to fucking with humanity 

[queenarielviolet]

CROAKER THE HARLEQUIN!

[wemadehell]

[literatebugs]

sO BECAUSE OF DASHCON 2 I WENT TO THE TORONTO AIRPORT AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 6AM AND NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED BORDER PATROL AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 6AM SO I JUST SAID DASHCON AND ONE OF THE CUSTOMS AGENTS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “A SECOND ONE?!?” AND THEN HE READ THE TRENDING TAG ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN CUSTOMS AGENT SITTING ON MY LUGGAGE CRYING AND CURSING AT STRANGE AEONS UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD