#mayonaisemonster

[darthsuki]

I'm totally not procrastinating I'm totally not procrastinating I'm totally not procrastinating I'm totally not procrastinating I'm totally not procrastinating I'm totally not procrastinating I'm totally not procrastinating I'm totally not procrastinating I'm totally not procrastinating I'm totally not procrastinating I'm totally not procrastinating I'm totally not procrastinating I'm totally not procrastinating I'm totally not procrastinating I'm totally not procrastinating

Today’s Top Mood(tm)

[breathofthewildwritings]

Could you make a sidon/hylean reader crack fic

Technically friendo most of the stuff I write here is ambiguous enough or already includes a Hylian reader, and I’m not quite sure what you mean by a crack fic?

[darthsuki]

How gay is you?

If speaking in the sense of being queer as hell, my trans, asexual, panromantic, polyamorous ass is probably pretty damn gay. Queer as fuck bruh, the only thing left is probably to color my hair and decorate myself in rainbow tattoos at this point

[darthsuki]

The floor here is made of floor

Impossible, must be fake news

[darthsuki]

heck

Bork

[darthsuki]

How Thicc are you

According to my boyfriend about my thighs and my girlfriend about my tummy, I’m 10/10 hella bangin thicc

[darthsuki]

I want to join your discord

Absolutely, feel more than welcome to! You can join with this link here c: There are a lot of cool peeps on there, so don’t be shy!

[darthsuki]

School starts soon and I'm trying to get my sleep schedule in order so for once I decided to sleep. I've been trying to sleep for an hour and it's not working. Now I'm reading more figs on ao3

If you’re having a hard time falling asleep, I personally suggest soothing music and a glass of warm milk ;w; it may not work for everyone, but it at least works for me when I’m particularly having a hard time falling asleep!