#mayonnaisemay

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#DieHard is a classic film in which John McClayonnaise is trapped in a building and must match wits with the nefarious Hans #Goober. .. I know you're sick of #MAYonnaiseMay but I just had to do this one. .. Also, this is the pinnacle of comedy for me. All of my funny has been cashed in for this piece. I will never be funny again. Feel free to unfollow me now. .. Also also, I'm very mad at the smudging in this piece. Despite how it looks, I spent a good deal of time on it and tried to be very cautious of the details, just to have my big dumb hands mess it all up. But ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I guess. .. #Mayo #Mayonnaise #May #JohnMcClane #HansGruber #PeanutButter #Jelly #PeanutButterJellyTime https://www.instagram.com/p/BxSrHqvnKSz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=117d2wkzempoe

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New #MAYonnaiseMay is here! “#BurtMacklin, #FBI. The best damn agent they had, until I was framed for a crime I didn’t commit. Stealing the president's...rubies.” I love me some #ParksAndRecs and thanks @TheNerdyPumpkin for suggesting this. #MacklinYouSonOfABitch #May #Mayo #mayonnaise https://www.instagram.com/p/BxOO2U_HcH9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=165e01im57di7

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Today's #MAYonnaiseMay is for those people who pronounce it 'mannaise.' Also, please stop doing that. #Superman #Supermannaise #mayo #May #Mayonnaise #DCComics #Elseworlds https://www.instagram.com/p/BxK-S3jH_YV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kvu5vel22t8k

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New #MAYonnaiseMay. I finally came up with a #drawing that isn't a pun on #mayo. Here's #Hellmans of Troy. (I didn't say it *wasn't* a pun.) Also, full disclosure, I didn't design that #TrojanHorse. I copied it from this image. My focus was on the mayo jar so please forgive me @jonreinfurt. #Mayonnaise #May https://www.instagram.com/p/BxIgw4TH-RU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11434ko3oicar

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No pithy pop culture reference in today's #MAYonnaiseMay #drawing. Just a jar of #mayonnaise enjoying #CincoDeMayo, as #mayo is wont to do. Or as it's probably say, #DrinkoDeMayo. Or worse yet, #CincoDeDrinko, which makes no sense. And if you can't tell, those are limes in the #beers so yes, it's drinking #Corona. That just felt appropriate. https://www.instagram.com/p/BxFvxG5H00k/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1f9wlk4ie2oqr

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Mayo-bi Wan Kenobi says 'Mayo the force be with you...always.' #MAYonnaiseMay #MayThe4thBeWithYou #Mayonnaise #Mayo #MayTheFourthBeWithYou #MTFBWY #StarWars #StarWarsDay #FCBD #FCBD19 https://www.instagram.com/p/BxCvD3WHHcM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=a7372s8gsxd

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Today is #May 3. Also written as Three Of May, which reminded me of the Three Amigos, which led to today's #MAYonnaiseMay, the Three A-MAYOs. #ThreeAmigos #ThreeAMayos #Mayo #MAYonnaise #ElGuapo @chevychase @stevemartintogo https://www.instagram.com/p/BxAsWznHdFa/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ngilinmv6p6u

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I guess I'm doing this. Joining @sommerjam in his #MAYonnaiseMay challenge (is it really a challenge?). I went for some pretty low hanging fruit with #AuntMAYo. Who else wants to do this? #MAYonnaise #AuntMay #SpiderMan #Endgame #Avengers #YesIAmAbusingHashtags #SoSueMe https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw-kXDSnWse/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1y1e7p826igcv