The Void, seeing everyone else: Oh, they're adorable!
Void: .. oh they're traumatized.
Void: Oh, they have anxiety.
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The Abyss, watching everything implode: What a terrible turn of events!
Abyss: I love a terrible turn of events. :)
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Emulator, after Guns and Puzzles: There's no way this can get any worse.
Domaim: CPU is probably brainwashed and the Council is erasing his existence.
Emulator: Its worse! Its much worse.
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Roulette: He (Ozymandias) is an amazing Virus!
Random Program: .... he bears the blood of thousands of Programs.
Roulette: Slay✨️
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SMG4: A good romance starts with a good friendship.
SMG4: A bad romance starts with "rah rah ah ah ah, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la".
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Jayin: Sometimes I wonder if I've harmed anyone in my life.
Chroma: SOMETIMES?
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Juliano: Physically I'm here but spiritually I'm lying in a Waffle House parking lot somewhere in rural Kentucky, slowly bleeding out from several stab wounds.
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SMG3, on the phone with SMG4: Alright, I walked into Costco. Where are you?
SMG4: Liquor aisle, grab another cart.
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Luigi: What a lovely, quiet day!
Luigi: ....I left Mario in the grocery store, didn't I?
Elanore: I was wondering when you were going to realize.
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Lily: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere and you're forced to participate in an extinction-level civil war and get chosen by extradimensional beings as a demigod and have to lead war efforts where your friends die. What if I wanted to be a duck? Nobody asked me if I wanted to be a duck.
Diana: ...
Diana: Do you want to be a duck?
Lily, tearing up: yeah
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Encode: I'm turning evil
CPU: .. you weren't already?
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Tulip: I scored a date with the barista at Leblanc!
SMG10: Good god, I owe your uncle so much money...
Tulip: You bet on my love life?!
10: Only Dale, 7, Ranma, Daffy, Alice, and I!
Tulip: ... and only uncle Dale won?
10: The rest of us were SUPER convinced you'd close out the summer single.
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Lil Coding: I always listen to you!
SMG4: When was the last time you did?
Coding:
Coding: I almost always listen to you
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Alyssa: I eat Cheerios because they're heart-healthy, and my heart has been severely damaged.
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Forum: Look, Juliano, we're not mad you haven't told us about the whole.. Abyss thing. We're just disappointed.
Domain: I'm actually mad. I'm actually very mad.
Forum: So am I.
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Mario: *reaches for food on Meggy's plate*
Meggy: *slams down grocery store divider between her plate and Mario's hand*
Mario:
Mario: You told me you didn't take that from the store.
Meggy: And you said you didn't want any food, yet here we are.
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Mandy: If I have to go through one more day of being a character in Jayin's computer, I am going to become the villain next.
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Cassius (mayor of Vybri City): You're so mature for your age, Messiah. All children should strive to be like you. You truly earn your title as Deliverer of the Gods.
Irene, smiling while dead inside: Hahaha yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah :)
Cassius: Wonderful. Now, there are some more cult members that have been popping up and *begins to ramble*
Irene: *blank smile as she screams internally*