X: Hey, you guys wanna play a little game?
SMG4: Oh, a game? Sounds fun.
Tari: Yeah, I wanna play!
FM: What is it?
X: it’s called “Past or Pressnt”. I’ll tell you things I’ve heard SMG4 say about SMG3, and you all have to guess if it was in the past or present.
SMG4, sweating:
SMG3: Oh, this should be good.
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Juliano: What if I put coffee in the cereal instead of milk?
Domain, taking away the coffee maker: What if you didn’t?
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Cody: LC does not feel that way about me.
Lily: Oh, come on! Coding would throw himself in front of a moving car for you!
Cody: That idiot would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.
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Zeke, singing: I just want you for my own~
Tulip, singing: please leave me the fuck alone~!
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Luigi: Mario, where did you get all these traffic cones?
Mario: Oh, you know, around!
*sounds of a car crash in the distance*
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SMG4: You don't scare me, I have a short daughter!
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Tari: Mario, can you go in and get us a table, please?
Mario: Sure thing!
Meggy: You should’ve been more specific.
Tari: What?
Mario, carrying a table: START THE CAR!!!
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Marcy: It’s locked.
Bob: Allow me. Locks are my specialty.
Bob: *throws a brick through the window*
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Vitality, after Dale rambled about shop for like four hours: How long would you keep talking if no one stopped you?
Dale: Many before you tried to find out.
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Lil Coding: Lily? You awake?
Lily: No.
LC: Oh, okay.
*Several hours later*
LC, sitting up in bed: Wait a fucking minute-