#maysha

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Bonne matinée 🆕️🇬🇳💙

Black M, Amaya,Maysha 🎶 On va Yeke

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I watched a number of Harry Styles videos on youtube while I was supposed to be working today.

eeeexcellent *finger steeple*

everyone please send maysha suggestions of one direction solo stuff she should watch instead of working. CONVERT HER. i don’t care if you know her or not, just @ her or shove your way into her inbox with FAT LINKS!!

here i’ll start us off

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If Niall ever decided he wanted to do Broadway/West End, I think he'd be perfect for "Once."

i’ve never seen the film and so i don’t really know anything about it except that that one song i heard so much i got sick of it is from it. also that it’s about a casual-looking irish guy who holds a guitar literally all of the time, which does describe one niall james horan perfectly. i would die a thousand happy deaths if he did broadway in any form, though, especially if louis were in it too, since both of them go around telling anyone who will listen how much they love grease. however, i don’t feel like broadway would enjoy people screaming at inopportune times or holding up signs like “point your erection in my direction.” it’d probably do them good, though. they seem like they could use a few homemade erection signs tbh.

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"The lyrical swoops found in many of the paintings are inspired by her ancestral language, calligraphic Farsi, and a vintage Persian/English illustrated dictionary the artist owns. While the script-like gestures celebrate her Iranian-American identity, the work is also deeply personal." We reviewed Maysha Mohamedi's @chantillygrace solo exhibition 'Oar Tatig' up now @thelodgela Link in profile! Review by Katie Kirk @robo_kirk #Maysha Mohamedi #FieldProjectsLA #LostAngelesGallery # #katiekirk (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bob00BxBwws/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zqsyqxyegp4v

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2, 38, and 103! *throws confetti*

2: Top 3 Disney Movies

SHIT this is hard. SHITSHISTHISHTISHIT. Ignoring all problematic shit: Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, and Tarzan (though it was HARD to choose between that and The Aristocats or The Jungle Book, frick) 

38: Top 3 scents

Lavender, sage, cinnamon

103: Top 3 pick up lines

I enjoy all pick up lines, but I can only give one answer because only one is possibly good enough to be TOP

“If you were a pirate, would you keep your parrot on this shoulder [touch shoulder closest to you]…. or this one? [slide arm around to other shoulder] [wink rakishly]”

I don’t care that I’ve mentioned this fucking pickup line at least 3 separate times on tumblr and have definitely written it into a fic, if people keep asking it’s gonna keep being my answer

Also, just for pure filth’s sake, the one we use as our ask tag on @signalfireseries comes from this:

“My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?”

I would SLAP A BITCH if anyone actually said that to me irl but I LOVE it as a dumbass thing