#mb!wilbur

[allnaturalapplejuice]

Merry day day before Eve everyone!

[astronomical-bagel]

so does your mental health rest on mangoball!corpsebur or are you normal

[mb-wilbursoot]

My local arcade's closed for Christmas Eve.

Perfect. I needed some change for the bus.

[michaels-two-dads]

Couldn’t get this out of my head

[wajb]

i’m obsessed with him i feel like we are connected in a way

[shade-romeo]

Sometimes I see his tweets and I go "Has Wilbur Soot Read Mangoball???? Is He Fucking With Us?????"

[grace13star]

why corpsebur is canon in the mangoball universe based on a single screenshot, a crack theory:

okay so. in this screenshot you can see wilbur is loudly announcing that he is not in america anymore because he is on the boat. however because of the inclusion of the tags #AmericanGovernemnt and #Whearabouts i think this is a ruse. so far mangoball wilbur has seemed pretty stupid. he doesn’t know pop culture, he doesn’t have a lot of social skills. however, he has escaped from federal prison 36 times as well as many other heists that would require at least some kind of genius intelligence to carry out on his own. you can also see in the screenshot that corpse replied to his tweet with “ 🦧 “. this is an emoji that wilbur has used multiple times before, in the original story as well as the christmas spin off. so here’s the theory. wilbur has told the government that he is out of america as a red herring and he is actually still in america with corpse who confirms that wilbur can stay with him with the orangutan emoji under the tweet. they’re gay and doing crime. the end.

[pacificseaotter]

im starting a collection of all mb!wilbur's crimes. hes a felon but hes also my little meow meow so its ok 😊

#1: theft (x2)