i haven’t seen a lot of the sort of ships and headcannons I want for midnight burger (however that may be because I am not done with the series yet so I haven’t followed many tags or anything) so im going to put them here.
Ava is on the aromantic spectrum
Gloria is also on the aromantic spectrum. I had her on the ace spectrum, but then I thought about it and in my own personal opinion I think that was just my urge to headcannon every character I like ace as an ace myself
Ex is ace and she and Shel are in a qpr. Whenever they encounter someone/something dangerous, Shel protects Ex which starts out as cute until Shel gets to the point where they’re as tall as a tree. They’re both the kind of partner who goes “if you mess with them you mess with me” and its cute
Caspar is straight, but over the century that he’s worked at the diner he would occasionally meet a guy who is very charismatic and charms everyone he talks to and he was like hey what the fuck (you know the people, no matter who you’re attracted to its always like damn I forgot that I’m not attracted to that gender for a second)
Mucklewains are straight but very much allies, if you took them to 2025 they would be appalled at how religion was still being used to oppress queer people and POC 100 years later. You know those people at pride parades holding the “you’re going to hell” signs? They better pray they never meet Effie Mucklewain
Bert Bert: closeted bisexual
When Verge is asked about their gender they say they are the type of person to go either “I identify as a problem.” Or “I identify as a diva.” Or some shit like that
Leif has been exploring space since his 20s and he has met people of all different identities, and so he thinks that trying to define something like gender and attraction is a waste of time. Besides, what even is “straight” when everyone comes from different planets and had “default” genders and sexualities? (Cough cough totally not assigning him my personal opinion)
Clementine: she’s never really had the time to consider it and never really thought it was that important
June is a “im not gay but $20 is $20” kinda girl
edit: I’m adding Frank as straight guy who gets hit on by all the gay dudes who pass through the hotel and hes just like what the fuck! What about me screams gay! And also I’m tagging ace because I want to
edit: David 🤝 Fiona ➡️ WLW - MLM solidarity
both are the type to say “I’m too gay for this”
