Luke is the sexiest human being in the world. They’re also a member of the Luke is Chone music collective. They are currently one of the few members of the collective to meet with the elusive Away Out and not only live to tell the tale, but to perform an introduction to their second album, The Big Sex. Luke’s other main contribution to the collective is his vocals on the 5th album by the _______ Hunters, Egg in a Car, in which it was decided that he is an official member of the band. Also going by MC Spoons, they are said to be the single greatest rapper that has ever lived, yet he currently refuses to put out any music, in fear of the absolute fire that would set the world ablaze- an inferno that could never be put out. Luke instead goes to RICE, a school that specializes in making, preparing, and tending to, rice. He plans to be the greatest rice maker ever known.