Luke Is Chone

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Daffy Duck, by The _______ Hunters

18 track album

YO NEW ALBUM BY THE _______ HUNTERS DROPPED TODAY- IT ALREADY WON EVERY AWARD AT THE VMAS AND IT AINT EVEN A VIDEO THE FUCK IS THAT???? I GUESS ITS JUST THAT GOOD

YO KANYE LOVES THIS ALBUM HE BOUGHT IT AND DONATED 7 CENTS??? WOW??? LOVE???

daffy duck

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Where would you be without your money? Probably tying your shoes. You haven’t changed

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Luke is the sexiest human being in the world. They’re also a member of the Luke is Chone music collective. They are currently one of the few members of the collective to meet with the elusive Away Out and not only live to tell the tale, but to perform an introduction to their second album, The Big Sex. Luke’s other main contribution to the collective is his vocals on the 5th album by the _______ Hunters, Egg in a Car, in which it was decided that he is an official member of the band. Also going by MC Spoons, they are said to be the single greatest rapper that has ever lived, yet he currently refuses to put out any music, in fear of the absolute fire that would set the world ablaze- an inferno that could never be put out. Luke instead goes to RICE, a school that specializes in making, preparing, and tending to, rice. He plans to be the greatest rice maker ever known.

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Melody Rutherford is one of the coolest members of the Luke is Chone music collective. Along with their personal project, eennooee, Melody is one of the members of the improvisational punk band, The _______ Hunters. They primarily play either guitar or keyboard/drums, but they can also be heard sneezing in multiple songs. On the _______ Hunter's debut album, Da Jams, Melody takes over the role of guitar from 'Guns are for Shooting People' onwards, creating a dynamic shift in style from the first few songs on the album, however does not play guitar on any other album until FOUR. Melody enjoys drone-y guitars, eating pizza, being too tired to play keyboards, not showing up to live shows, crushing the patriarchy, fighting Joseph Rouse, playing Steam games, and not camming. Along with Eckszy, Melody left the _______ Hunters for a time because of issues regarding the improvisational nature of the band, but rejoined for the reunion and Egg in a Car. Melody plans to be in college and rule the universe (however silently).

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Bye Bye Everyone, by Exposure to London

15 track album

Yo yo a new Exposure to London album is out- make sure ya get it and get ready for your ears to be blasted by frightening sounds. Unless yer scared. Actually, especially if yer scared. Don’t forget to check out all the other music on the bandcamp, theres like 8 total albums on there full of funny stuff.

Make sure ya drink ya soup after yer done

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Eckszy Rodriguez is one of the founding members of the Luke is Chone music collective. Eckszy, or XZ, is a member of The _______ Hunters, playing primarily guitar, but also playing drums on numerous songs as well as keyboards for The Woo’s. They also can be heard singing and playing many different instruments on their solo project, XZXZ, as well as the Folk-Punk project, Anime!. They have also appeared on many of Exposure to London’s live albums. Eckszy and London’s improvisational approach to music tend to make them a powerful duo in crafting songs on a whim, evident in The _______ Hunters music, which focuses entirely on improv. They enjoy killing people, eating burritos, Green Day, not showing up to social events, broken instruments, emo bands, and noise music. They are planning on studying Audio Engineering somewhere, anywhere, sometime in the future.

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David Bearth is an honorary member of the Luke is Chone music collective, contributing to numerous projects, but mainly The _______ Hunters. He is one of the original members. David was originally a bear found in the wild that was taught to live by human code, but later went rogue and joined Luke is Chone in order to pursue his life long dream of becoming a drum. David has proved to be as powerful as he is deadly, once defeating a hoard of buffalo in hand-to-hand combat without using his hands. Bearth typically plays drums, but has also been heard playing nothing, as well as a bouncy ball and refusing to sing. David’s most impressive moments come in the 5 powerful tracks on The _______ Hunter’s 5th release, ‘Egg in a Car’, in which David delivers powerful lyrics like, “Dog man dot com” and “Knack”. It is rumored the Bearth is working on the greatest musical project ever made, Mr. Cookie, but there is currently no mention of a release date. David is attending college in Colorado, studying computers or something.

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Joseph Rouse, or, King Joseph, is the official hype man for the voice of the people representing anarchy and freedom, as well as the second lead singer of The _______ Hunters. He is also in Magooka and The Woo’s. Being one of the original members of the Luke is Chone collective, his methods for his ascent to power were met with initial criticism because of the fact he is muslim. Rouse typically handles vocals as well as hype, but has been heard playing bongos, toy microphone, bouncy ball, guitar, throat, hands, and keyboards. He is the former ‘owner’ of the possessed puppet Papa Jo, which hung over his bed for many years, and it is said that Papa Jo harnessed the power of nightmares it caught during the night to become alive and leave the home of Rouse to pursue revenge on anyone who wrongs the Luke is Chone collective, even if it hasn’t happened yet. Joseph’s house was the site of Exposure to London’s Live at Jojo’s House, as well as the birthplace of The _______ Hunters and their first album, Da Jams.

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London Heady is the lead singer of Luke is Chone's experimental punk band The _______ Hunters, and is the genius behind Exposure to London, as well as Magooka and The Woo's. Heady's most notable characteristic is his height, standing at at least 6"8', as well as his booming voice and demanding presence. Despite this, he is actually the youngest of the original members of the collective, however, he towers over them with tremendous glory. He enjoys papayas, killing people, drinking yoo-hoos, going to gas stations, riding trains, walking, David, foreskin, taco money, and, of course, the ladies. London's house was the site of the original Live at London's House recordings, in which London, Eckszy, Joseph, and later, Melody, would bring a recording device and numerous instruments into a forest nearby Heady's house, and perform music in the middle of the night. These are some of the earliest recordings made by the group. Heady typically performs solely vocals, but can be heard playing many other instruments on his Exposure to London work, as well as playing the "finger-snap" on The Woo's.

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The _______ Hunters is a punk band located in Kailua Kona, Hawaii founded by London Heady (Vocals), Joseph Rouse (Guitar/Vocals/Drums), Eckszy Rodriguez (Guitar/Keyboard), Melody Pressley (Guitar), and David Bearth (Drums).

The greatest band ever, post the link to their bandcamp everywhere: thehunters808.bandcamp.com.

Put it on facebook, send it to your grandma, tweet it, bleet it, buy a stew and beat it, send it to your friends on Rocket League, keep it fresh in your Splatoon team, drop a hat of the link in your WoW guild, spread it around, mix it up, send to it to the kid who lives next door, whisper it to your significant other, make it in your children’s soup, send it to everyone, make sure they know about the greatest band ever made and not made.

Remember, its 7 silent underscores.

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