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heroes (we could be)
ɪɴᴛʀᴏ alone together | fallout boy
ᴘᴀʀᴛ ɪ: ᴘɪᴇᴛʀᴏ planetary (go!) | my chemical romance flaws | bastille can’t catch tomorrow | lostprophets beast mode | b.o.b vs prodigy kill your heroes | awolnation
ɪɴᴛᴇʀʟᴜᴅᴇ na na na | my chemical romance
ᴘᴀʀᴛ ɪɪ: ᴡᴀɴᴅᴀ problem | natalia kills ain’t in fun | paramore we hate everyone | k. flay witchcraft | pendulum battle cry | angel haze feat. sia
ᴏᴜᴛʀᴏ heroes (we could be) | alesso feat. tove lo
pietro and clint or wanda, 18
the official name for it is m-day. pietro calls it day-his-sister’s-powers-flipped-a-shit-and-accidentally-depowered-90%-of-the-world’s-mutants… day.
it’s complicated. the smart people are working on fixing it. pietro is not one of the smart people. pietro is one of the 90%.
so he’s hanging out with clint – also not a smart people, but also not among the 90%, being a regular old human to start with, which means it’s business as usual for him. fight the bad guys, save the world, protect his fellow avenger from brutal murder at the hands of aforementioned bad guys looking for revenge against the now-vulnerable speedster, of which there have been multiple attempts so far and frankly? pietro’s starting to get kiiiiiiiiind of offended.
he tells clint as much–
“frankly? i’m starting to get kiiiiiiiiind of offended.”
–right before clint palms his head like a basketball, slamming him bodily down behind the remains of the concrete wall. pietro “oofs” as he hits the ground, hair crackling blue at the tips in the wake of an electro-bolt.
“what part of ‘stay behind cover’ don’t you get?” clint huffs. he notches and looses another arrow in one smooth motion, dropping down as something explodes in the distance. “at least you got the cool villains tryin’ to kill you. only people i ever seem to piss off these days are russians in tracksuits.”
pietro opens his mouth to speculate on this, only for an explosion of rubble to knock him back on his ass. or, wait, no. he’s not quite on his ass. clint has him by the scruff of the neck and is hauling him backwards down the street. the wall they were hiding behind has been replaced by a smoking crevice.
“this sucks!” pietro yells as he’s tossed like a rag doll behind an abandoned hummer. clint ignores him in favor of action-rolling under another bolt. his right hand is a blur as he lets three more fly in quick succession, and, like an after-school special, pietro has the heart-warming realization that (by pleb standards, anyway) clint actually isn’t all that slow.
the hummer shudders as more bolts explode nearby. clint comes diving in, quiver whirring to ready new arrows.
“you brought this on yourself, dude,” he says, stealing a quick glance around the side of the vehicle. “you could’ve gone to a safehouse.”
pietro rolls his eyes. so maaaaaaybe he forgot that his strength, stamina and healing ability are also tied to his mutation. “remember when you used to be cool? i remember. marrying sbooby turned you into such a dad.”
“uhh, pretty sure being a dad turned me into such a dad,” clint mutters absently. he pauses with the shaft drawn back against his cheek, visibly lining up his shot this time. “get ready to run, by the way.”
fwip.
clint spins on his heel and takes off, pietro stumbling just slightly behind. he screeches a little at the shock waves from the giant laser array currently detonating behind them. freaking arc reactor arrow.
clint laughs, clearly enjoying himself at pietro’s expense. “we gotta get you some real agent training. this keeps up and you’re gonna steal my title as most useless avenger.”
“eat,” pietro wheezes, “a dick.”
sifting through my inbox and i forgot i put this in there as a draft. this is how pietro and wanda's relationship in mcaau could have gone, but they suffer so much in canon that i didn't want them to be like that.
mcaau costume update (now with 100% more wanda). did some doodles since the original costume evolution sheet isn't relevant anymore.
that thing on pietro's hand is a modified chitauri gauntlet - at some point during the attack on new york he punches out a guy with his own armor and realizes how much easier it is so he just keeps it forever.
wanda's costume is mostly synthetic leather type material but i was too lazy to render that.
pros of having pietro on your ultimate frisbee team:
best D-line player you could possibly ask for in terms of straight skill.
cuts on a fucking dime, with or without cleats.
can lose his defender in a heartbeat when playing O, rendering man-on defense almost entirely useless.
never gets tired so he can play every single point.
beach ultimate (refer to above item).
can huck the full length of the field... to himself (this is actually useless since you can't catch your own throws unless the disc gets touched in the air by someone else first, but it's still cool).
ridiculously good at foot blocking.
cons of having pietro on your ultimate frisbee team:
not that tall + pretty average vertical jump = easily skyed.
can't play zone worth shit because he refuses to stay in his designated area of the field.
frequently clogs lanes as a result.
slaps the shit out of the disc whenever he Ds and probably tacos it like one in five times.
foot blocks so often he just looks like even more of an asshole.
eats all the bagels and peanut butter at the bagel table, leaving none for the other teams.
will lie to you about which nalgene is the water and which one is the vodka.
PIETRO (who is not an OC but whatever)
how they would react upon accidentally walking into a glass door:
with alarm and screaming because pietro wouldn't just walk into a glass door, he'd go blasting through it at fuck you mph and make a big mess and possibly bleed on things depending on what type of glass it was.
their reaction to having their name spelt wrong on a starbucks drink:
immediately create an instagram account and post a picture of it with 37 hashtags and cross post it to tumblr and revel in the fact he can now check another necessary life achievement off his list.
what kind of vines they would make:
lots of dumb prank ones that involve cuts of him doing the same thing over and over at different points of the day, like him using his power to hide behind doors or on a shelf in a cupboard or in the back seat of someone's car, and them freaking out every time they see him because they never see him moving around, he's just THERE, and growing more and more frustrated every time it happens until they just go off and try to tackle him while he zips off shriek-laughing hysterically.
their reaction to your favorite character:
TOO META but yeah, at first he'd be like DAT ME 8> but after actually reading everything, i think my pietro would probably be really uncomfortable with comics pietro for a lot of reasons, the big ones being...
wow magneto is a grade A piece of shit, oh god i hope that's not who my biological father actually is.
maximoffcest like HAHA NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT......
pietro is kind of a dickbag in general sometimes and obviously not very liked in the marvel universe and that would probably just make my piet sad.
house of m.
how they would play the sims:
would not have the patience for this at all, but if he did he'd actually have a gorgeous, meticulously decorated house filled entirely with things his sim-self stole from other sims. the rest of the time would be spent flirting and visiting wanda's sim and bothering her.
what their finishing move would be:
his canon finishing move of grabbing someone and running with them until they fucking disintegrate on a molecular level. i like to imagine it blazblue style astral heat thing where he pulls his goggles down and they do the anime glasses reflection thing. he then grabs the other chara and runs them off screen in a blue-tinted streak of light, then nyooms across the screen over and over until the whole screen is whited out and then you see him skid to a halt in the middle and brush the gross lil people bits off his hands.
GORDON
how they would react upon accidentally walking into a glass door:
swears under his breath, palm smacks it and slides it open in one combined annoyed motion, and is quietly grateful he didn't go through it like certain other people (marcus). this happens more than you'd think (or maybe about as much as you think) because zeno house has a very large sliding glass door between their living room and the patio/back yard area and is full of drunk people on a regular basis.
their reaction to having their name spelt wrong on a starbucks drink:
could give less of a shit, consume caffeine.
what kind of vines they would make:
almost exclusively ridiculous drunken zeno antics followed by him turning the phone towards himself so he can do deadpan-staring-into-the-camera-ala-the-office thing. sometimes mona records him dead asleep in awkward positions/talking in his sleep/with stupid stuff balanced on his head and uploads them to his account for him to discover later.
their reaction to your favorite character:
largely indifferent, thinks wanda is kinda hot. gordon's favorite marvel characters are namor and, on the opposite end of the spectrum, deadpool, so he just doesn't really connect with quicksilver on any level.
how they would play the sims:
i've never actually played the sims so i'm not 100% sure how shit works, but gordon would probably run his sims life exactly like his real life and make a fuckton of money and have a super successful sim career and do his best to "win" at every relevant aspect of the game.
what their finishing move would be:
transforms into atticus, who, upon opening his third eye, ignites in a fiery purple six-armed asura aura that explodes outwards, leveling everything in its path. his ending pose would be to casually straighten his tie and light a cigarette.
