Darkest Dungeon is just advanced babysitting.
You can't change my mind.
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Darkest Dungeon is just advanced babysitting.
You can't change my mind.
Blaire: *refilling her coffee cup*
Higgs: "...isn't that your 12th cup of coffee?"
Blaire: *continues to fill up her cup*
Higgs: "Uh... Blaire?"
Blaire: *staring Higgs dead in the eye, as she takes a sip from her cup* "God is dead and time is fake. Your opinions are obsolete."
Higgs: *visibly confused but equally aroused* "...well shit."
There's very little funnier to me than the concept of Higgs not knowing how to cook fuck all.
But, Blaire can. So indulge me in the following:
Blaire, standing over a small camp stove, minding her own business.
Higgs, sliding his hands around her waist and resting his chin on her shoulder: "Whatcha got there?"
Blaire: "Pancakes."
Higgs: "...huh?"
Blaire: "Pancakes, Higgs. It's food."
Higgs, perpetually confused: "So you... made that?"
Blaire, flipping the pancake onto her plate: "Yes."
Higgs: "How?"
Blaire sighs, and shoves a second plate up toward his face: "Magic. Now take your pancake, I made one too many."
Higgs, taking the plate in his hand with far more confusion and wonder than a single pancake is worth: "...teach me."
Blaire Seven moodboard, anybody?
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Here she is, lads. Go wild.
I didn't want to say it. I really didn't. But now I have to.
Take Me To Church by Hozier officially reminds me of Higgs and Blaire.
So, I made a playlist for Higgs and Blaire.
I can't vouche for the quality, but it's accurate.
Link for the Spotify peeps.
And for YouTube, for those who don't use Spotify.
No one asked, but, I made a Death Stranding OC.
Name: Blaire Seven
Age: 26 | Gender: Female
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Eye colour: Green
Hair colour/style: Ebony black, wavy.
Height: 5ft 8inch | Weight: 152lbs
Other: Has a singular stripe of gold in her hair, clumped into her bangs. Cause, unknown.
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Personality traits: Sacrcastic, clever, cold-hearted, resilient, independent, vulgar, unpredictable.