#mcclonalds

[nicejewishguy]

man when are u gonna post ur cats on ur snapstory again. a bitch needs to see some pussies to get through the day

theyre busy chasing each other and sleeping ok, they demand privacy and will only present themselves for the closest of comrades

[sonic06apologist]

my crush is a fat stack of cold hard cash and also jake gyllenhaal

this is a good answer

[sonic06apologist]

11pm and i'm still thinking about what a bop plastic love is. it's been stuck in my head for two weeks please send help

i dont even know what that is i never even heard of that what the heck

[nicejewishguy]

💬

💬: we should talk more!

THEN TALK TO ME DAMMIT

[sonic06apologist]

mcclonalds

we have never talked but ya seem pretty cool also whenever i see ur name i pronounce it like its spelled n not like donalds its clonalds CLONALDS

[298320482349204821999]

а ты говоришь по русски?

i’m going to have 2 be honest and say... not yet, or at least not very well :’/ i’m taking russian classes but they’re like, very much at a beginner level. altho i’m hoping that with time and practice i can become like. conversational

[tomodachicollection]

would you let kirby kill you

i don’t want to die :(

[tomodachicollection]

penis, dicke and balls!

i didnt call to talk to you 

put your dicke on the phone