I drink too much Diet Coke and will die from it

31/He/Him

[yoshidinosaur]

Today, I laid my first egg. It hurt a little but it was over quick. I am excited to have a baby sister!

[yoshidinosaur]

I made a big mistake. I threw the egg. The egg went really far, and it was really fast. I don't know why I threw the egg. I'm really sad.

[targetedknowledge]

[mcmangos]

why would he do this

[patchoulism]

to play evil games

[aquacycle]

[roboticoperatingbud]

Cheltenham Bold Italic

[ostolero]

[grawly]

[ostolero]

[press-any-key-to-continue]

[joyflameball]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[salchicharandom]

[gaysie]

has anyone else been getting stupider and worse or is it just me

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[kristina100000]

im really about to act up.

[bambismom]

These two replies are buried in there and need to face the public

[niceferatu]

Taylor Swift and that football player broke up??? She's been seen with a new guy too??? Some racer???

[niceferatu]

Its sebulba yeah

[depsidase]

[n1t6g251436]

[jasminetea-nightsky]

Manifesting.

[nicejewishguy]

date look

[murrzbow]

[wherelibertydwells]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[teaboot]

ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME

[bidgeovertroubledwater]

tags via teaboot

[teaboot]

I don’t disagree with those tags chief but kindly, they are not my tags 😅

Mine was a bit less poetic

[dogpuppy]

[nicejewishguy]

KIRBY AIR RIDERS DAY

[blignick]

[christianstepmoms]

The contemptible termite