#mccroach

[ask-pest-control-mccree]

Gonna need the big boot.

//feat. @ask-blackwatch-genji

[ask-pest-control-mccree]

Someone called me in.

@ask-starbucks-dva @ask-starbucks-lucio @ask-starbucks-symmetra

Fella said there was an infestation of white chicks at our local Starbucks, but I ain’t seen’ no li’l birds runnin’ about n’ causin’ trouble. Y’all reckon they went away, er did you deal with ‘em yerself?

[ask-pest-control-mccree]

If I had a dollar for every

[ask-pest-control-mccree]

@ask-pest-control-junkrat @ask-pestcontrol-tracer @ask-macys-widowmaker

Y’all wanna help me become an Easter God?

[ask-pest-control-mccree]

There’s a snake in m’ boot. I reckon he’s still there, I keep forgettin’ to take him out. 

[ask-pest-control-mccree]

So I supposedly summoned an ancient demon that takes the form of a giant pony-sized roach n' talks in a deep threatenin' voice n' can phase through walls, all by accident. Now this fella @ask-cabelas-hunter-genji is mad a me for some reason. ... Wait, what was I jus' talkin' 'bout?