#mccruise

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Happiest birthday to my dear friend @yoshifan456!

The CEO of Mermaid!Tom, thank you for talking Will and life with me, with me, creating the lore of Mr. Sniffles, and pulling me out of various ditches and helping to regrow my forest and loan me a match or two time after time. A lucky twist of the algorithm brought us together, and your support, patience, kindness, humor, and creativity are a gift I absolutely cherish. You inspire and challenge me, and I hope you have the most amazing birthday. I love you very much. 💖

(Colored version under the cut wherein I pretend I understand how markers work)

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YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF

water

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SHE GOT ME AGAIN. HOW DOES SHE ALWAYS WIN? HOW?

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If y’all ever see a lady named Ashe ask fer me, I ain’t here.

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I'm so damn suspicious. She wants somethin' n' I know it. I know it!

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I need a good place to work out. The gym on the cruises are nice, but I reckon I could use a change o' scenery.

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I haven't had a drink since New Year's, n' I ended up staying. Yet I still feel off..

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I'm gonna take another shrimp cocktail bath. :D