sometimes i get the feeling that hallsy saw cmd as this awkward teenager who didn't know how to navigate the world outside of hockey, and was like "hey, i know the perfect girl who could run your life for you, if you want. and all it'll cost is half your money." and connor was like "oh god. 🥺 yes 🥺 please" and that's why he introduced them.
and the vogue wedding article did nothing to dispell that.













