#mcenchilada

[nunchler]

jimmy pesto, bbc sherlock john watson, sex priest picard

UM WOW FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU

help bbc watson move bc like lbr what does he even own? a box of sweaters and a gun?

drive jimmy pesto to the airport because the car trip would be annoying af but probably his kids would also be there and andy and ollie are a delight

watch sex priest picard’s improv show because honestly? i have no idea what the fuck would happen there but no matter what it would be an Event and i want to witness it

[relatableotpfeels]

imagine your otp meeting at a coffee shop. person a is the barista, and writes their number on person b’s coffee cup. person b borrows their sharpie in order to write “merry christmas” on the cup in protest of the coffee shops overly PC secularization of the holiday season.

[opossumbyknight]

@mcenchilada said: what is the leopard-looking thing behind you? It is in fact a leopard. My grandmother has a blanket on the back of the couch with a leopard on it. And matching pillows.

[cattymayonnaise]

Yo, happy birthday

thanks friend!

[opossumbyknight]

mcenchilada said: with your Circle shirt and ponytail you look like you're lowkey cosplaying Anders That's my secret, Cap. I'm always lowkey cosplaying Anders.

[cattymayonnaise]

Hey I need your address because I work for Old Navy and we have whole shelves of Minions merchandise and it's important that I share it with the world and specifically you

are you fucking kidding me ahahahaha enjoy hell! Hope you make it out alive! I was there the other day with my mom for the flip flop sale and I saw minion lunchboxes and shit it was awful.

[opossumbyknight]

Sometimes when I'm sad I still go back and read those Phil/Clint limerick fics Erin wrote. Still good two years later.

[cattymayonnaise]

mcenchilada replied to your post “highlight of the day: today I was walking through the student center...”

The other day my friends and I saw a girl wearing a Naruto headband as a belt with an otherwise very preppy outfit. It was kind of weird.

sounds like me tbh. I have my sand village headband lying around here somewhere...

(sorry for the message repeat I finally installed xkit like two seconds ago)